Agricultural acronyms

[Willie adie]

OK a bit of fun.
Take an agricultural manufacturer, or animal breed and create your own fitting acronym.

Will hopefully think of more but here's a starter.
HYMAC, hey you made a c##t

 

[ridger]

Fond of red diesel Ford, fix it again tomorrow Fiat, fix or repair daily Ford

 

[DrWazzock]

There used to be a brand of drive belt called BSL. Dad always said it stood for “British Slippers Ltd.”

 

[pat kcotnit]

Fiat F***Ed Italian agricultural trash

 

[onesiedale]

Farm Assurance/Red Tractor;
FART

 

[Drillman]

Farm Assurance/Red Tractor;
FART

If there was ever a thread started about the most pointless agricultural acronym that one would be the winner!

 

[David.]

There used to be a brand of drive belt called BSL. Dad always said it stood for “British Slippers Ltd.”

BSL, now Brammer, were one of the first multi-branch retailers of power transmission components, and one of the first I saw with -87.5% trade terms on accounts It was an eye opener how much the likes of Burgess, etc, were taking out of this stuff.
They did indeed sell their own branded belts, but usually Ina or SKF bearings.
Bearings and Seals Ltd.
Iirc.

 

[matthew]

GFC
Grab Farmers’ Carbon.

 

[kp_n_plghng]

Not very easy, but had a go at Milk buyers...............



1) Find It Rarely Solves Troubles Mostly Idiots Lacking Knowledge

2) Association Really Lacking Ability

3) Milk Undervalued Likely Leaving Everyone Ruined

4) Best At Robbing Bloody Everyone Really Skint

 

[matthew]

We did a MAFF one, before it became Deathrow.

Muddled
Administration
Fails
Farmers.

There was another one using very rude words, which would probably jam up the swear filter.

 

[Magnus Oyke]

Don't
Ever
Expect
Reliable
Engines

Straight
Through
Seeder

Can't
Thrash
sh!t

 

[Levelsman]

RT - Ruddy To**ers

 

[robbie]

RT
Right twunts.

AFS
Absolute f#cking scum

 

[ford 7810]

Enviro mental agency

 

[farmer92]

No
F**king
Use

 

[ricdog]

MF
Mend Frequently

 

[melted welly]

Couple off Detectorists tv show, used for when they find some random rusted lump of metal in a field:

Bit
Off
A
Tractor

Piece
Of
A
Combine
Harvester.