An introduction and how I want to help

[Borlace1]

Every week I talk to farmers across the UK and find out what’s on their minds and I thought I would do a weekly question on here to open it up for discussions to help both me and everyone else.

This is just an introduction to me

I'm the Head of Agricultural & Renewables Finance at Midlands Asset Finance and I’m based near Nottingham, but have connections to farmers as far down south as Cornwall.

I like to talk to farmers when they have an idea or plan and want some guidance about bringing the project to life. This can often involve funding and I look for the most appropriate ways to sort that for anything ranging from buying land or diversification to renewables , milking robots or a simple asset purchase.

Just for an example, I have just finished working with a farm where ground source heat was just an idea to begin with. The project has now completed and will generate the farmer £1million in revenue per annum for the next 20 years.

Look forward to getting to know you all!

 

[7610 super q]

I want to set up a retirement home for elderly Ford tractors.

 

[DrDunc]

Every week I talk to farmers across the UK and find out what’s on their minds and I thought I would do a weekly question on here to open it up for discussions to help both me and everyone else.

This is just an introduction to me

I'm the Head of Agricultural & Renewables Finance at Midlands Asset Finance and I’m based near Nottingham, but have connections to farmers as far down south as Cornwall.

I like to talk to farmers when they have an idea or plan and want some guidance about bringing the project to life. This can often involve funding and I look for the most appropriate ways to sort that for anything ranging from buying land or diversification to renewables , milking robots or a simple asset purchase.

Just for an example, I have just finished working with a farm where ground source heat was just an idea to begin with. The project has now completed and will generate the farmer £1million in revenue per annum for the next 20 years.

Look forward to getting to know you all!

I'll bet you haven't paid for this advert?

 

[deleted user 837354]

I want to set up a retirement home for elderly Ford tractors.

Welcome Sir, you need to speak to my Nigerian colleague, Edmundo, as your venture constitutes what we call 'extreme risk' in the trade.

 

[R J]

What interest rates are you offering ??

 

[Johnnyboxer]

Every week I talk to farmers across the UK and find out what’s on their minds and I thought I would do a weekly question on here to open it up for discussions to help both me and everyone else.

This is just an introduction to me

I'm the Head of Agricultural & Renewables Finance at Midlands Asset Finance and I’m based near Nottingham, but have connections to farmers as far down south as Cornwall.

I like to talk to farmers when they have an idea or plan and want some guidance about bringing the project to life. This can often involve funding and I look for the most appropriate ways to sort that for anything ranging from buying land or diversification to renewables , milking robots or a simple asset purchase.

Just for an example, I have just finished working with a farm where ground source heat was just an idea to begin with. The project has now completed and will generate the farmer £1million in revenue per annum for the next 20 years.

Look forward to getting to know you all!

Is this another thinly veiled advert for your company’s wares ?

I am sure @Clive would prefer a normal commercial advert which adds funds to the running of this forum

This isn’t an introduction - I remember you doing exactly the same thing 6-12 months ago

Elephants have long memories


Introducing Midlands Asset Finance and me - the agriculture finance specialist
https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink/to...ecialist.284614/&share_type=t&link_source=app

Ground Source Heating Pump Systems
https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink/to...-Systems.291416/&share_type=t&link_source=app

 

[Cab-over Pete]

So perhaps Ballache1 really should have named the thread “Hello again and how I want to make money” then?

 

[jendan]

Every week I talk to farmers across the UK and find out what’s on their minds and I thought I would do a weekly question on here to open it up for discussions to help both me and everyone else.

This is just an introduction to me

I'm the Head of Agricultural & Renewables Finance at Midlands Asset Finance and I’m based near Nottingham, but have connections to farmers as far down south as Cornwall.

I like to talk to farmers when they have an idea or plan and want some guidance about bringing the project to life. This can often involve funding and I look for the most appropriate ways to sort that for anything ranging from buying land or diversification to renewables , milking robots or a simple asset purchase.

Just for an example, I have just finished working with a farm where ground source heat was just an idea to begin with. The project has now completed and will generate the farmer £1million in revenue per annum for the next 20 years.

Look forward to getting to know you all!

PM me with your rates,and the source of your funds.Looking for refinancing and developement finance.

 

[DrDunc]

Is this another thinly veiled advert for your company’s wares ?

I am sure @Clive would prefer a normal commercial advert which adds funds to the running of this forum

This isn’t an introduction - I remember you doing exactly the same thing 6-12 months ago

Elephants have long memories


Introducing Midlands Asset Finance and me - the agriculture finance specialist
https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink/topic?share_fid=62729&share_tid=284614&url=https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/Introducing-Midlands-Asset-Finance-and-me---the-agriculture-finance-specialist.284614/&share_type=t&link_source=app

Ground Source Heating Pump Systems
https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink/topic?share_fid=62729&share_tid=291416&url=https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/Ground-Source-Heating-Pump-Systems.291416/&share_type=t&link_source=app

Could this thread be renamed?

"An introduction, and how I want to make money from you"

Maybe caption the first post with

"It's not the first time I've tried to attract work using pretence on here, but now I'm getting desperate" ?

Come on @Borlace1 at least pay your way for advertising before you try and fleece us poor peasant farmers

 

[JeepJeep]

Was there not a similar thread where a guys re-mortgage details were posted in the thread instead of a PM?

 

[Borlace1]

What interest rates are you offering ??

 

[deleted user 837354]

Was there not a similar thread where a guys re-mortgage details were posted in the thread instead of a PM?

Yes. There was but with a different lender I think.

 

[Johnnyboxer]

Could this thread be renamed?

"An introduction, and how I want to make money from you"

Maybe caption the first post with

"It's not the first time I've tried to attract work using pretence on here, but now I'm getting desperate" ?

Come on @Borlace1 at least pay your way for advertising before you try and fleece us poor peasant farmers

Times must be hard now, dressing it up as editorial is a poor show

 

[Agrivator]

I would like to install a ground-heat system twice as large, and obtain an income of £2m for the next 20 years. Or at least for the next two years, by which time I'll have drank or drunk? myself to death.

 

[deleted user 837354]

At least the Nigerian money lenders are really polite. Makes reading their emails a joy.

 

[farmerste]

Yes. There was but with a different lender I think.

I think it was actually the same lender as the OP for this thread,

 

[onesiedale]

. . . back to the OP. So what is the question?

 

[Bald Rick]

I approached my heat source for a loan ...
She said no

 

[deleted user 837354]

I think it was actually the same lender as the OP for this thread,

Fair play. I thought the other one was a woman in a different photo?

 

[njneer]

This thread has all the hallmarks of a failed NASA rocket launch.
Ignition....... it’s offf......... it’s climbing..........oh!!!!!! .........oh no !!!!!!!......(descending whistle noises) ........Big Bang !!!!! ...................silence.