Borrow a field in North East

[sbx]

Strange request, I know, but does anyone in the North East have a very muddy field they could spare me for a couple of hours for the purposes of making a video? It needs to be secluded so as not to be visible to passers by. Might be able to pay a small fee if that swings it for anyone?
Thanks

 

[ploughman1963]

the mind boggles!

 

[curlietailz]

Mud wrestling ????
You might struggle to find a muddy field in the drought mind !!

 

[whatnow]

Sounds ‘dirty’!

 

[sbx]

Along those lines yeah! Yeah, typical that it's so dry when I need it. Hoping this rain helps a bit!

 

[Johnnyboxer]

Ladies mud wrestling??

 

[sbx]

One lady yeah!

 

[Johnnyboxer]

If you stated exactly what you want to use it for........... you may get a more positive response

 

[Nearly]

Can we watch?

 

[Chae1]

North east Scotland?

 

[sbx]

True enough Jonny, fair point!
She wouldn't allow watchers sadly.
North East England, sorry should've mentioned that!

 

[kc6475]

Probably should of kept quiet about the not being able too watch part! I can sense the ploughs and water bowsers being put back in the shed as I text!

 

[Farmer996]

I've got one that I spread some muck on yesterday and it rained heavily overnight. Muck wrestling?

 

[sbx]

I'll see what she says! Where abouts are you?
Haha KC I might be able to swing it, I'll ask her that too

 

[Farmer996]

I'll see what she says! Where abouts are you?
Haha KC I might be able to swing it, I'll ask her that too

It's not exactly secluded. Overlooked by 2 farms and a busy main road with a layby..

 

[sbx]

Hmm ok, I'll bear it in mind. Cheers for the offer! Preference would be for seclusion ideally

 

[curlietailz]

Sbx..... So one lady and another person ? Wants to roll around in the mud in a secluded field while someone else films them..... Private collection or commercial xxx video.....

I reckon a few farmers would be able to help, but I'd advise being upfront with exactly what you are wanting to do, and how much you are willing to pay....

North East farmer !

 

[Netherfield]

Sbx..... So one lady and another person ? Wants to roll around in the mud in a secluded field while someone else films them..... Private collection or commercial xxx video.....

I reckon a few farmers would be able to help, but I'd advise being upfront with exactly what you are wanting to do, and how much you are willing to pay....

North East farmer !

And who gets arrested if it goes tits up?

 

[sbx]

Hi Charlie
Private collection!

Literally just want to rock up, be shown the way to the field and then left for a couple of hours while we mess around, then get changed, jump in the car and away. Literally be no bother to anyone at all, not stray anywhere we're not supposed to etc. No reason to get arrested because nothing dodgy will be happening (hence the need for seclusion really). Payment a nominal amount to cover the inconvenience of messaging, showing us to the field...£50-£100 depending how suitable the location is. Possibility to use it again if it's good.

Hope that helps!

 

[sbx]

*curlie. Sorry, autocorrect!!