Feldspar thread

[Mr Charisma]

Come on Feldy we need another thread to keep us amused before the days get longer ,,,,,tho you farm in a different league to myself I find it interesting that you have similar problems to myself ,,,,, sh!t grain sheds , family partnership , not getting enough spraying done in a day ,,,,,, crappy old combines ( tin hat on )

So with lamma fast approaching what is on the shopping list ??????
Perhaps this should be moved to the machinery section
Maybe everything is done and dusted and Feldy Farms are a smooth running outfit and there's nothing to discuss

@Feldspar

 

[Feldspar]

Are you laid up at the moment?!

 

[Shutesy]

Don't you have to break some form of bone first to create such marvelous threads

 

[Mr Charisma]

Are you laid up at the moment?!

Just getting ready for second hip replacement week after next ,,,,, tis a bit late this year but apparently there are others in the NHS who need operations as well

 

[Mr Charisma]

Don't you have to break some form of bone first to create such marvelous threads

Maybe we ought to have a whip round and send him off skiing for a few days ,,,,,

 

[Flat 10]

I'm not sure that a skiing holiday is required......
you could send the lads round with a bit of 4x2.......
But it's not very nice wishing ill on anyone SRB.

 

[Clive]

its surely time for a new drill or combine ?

 

[ajd132]

I have the pleasure of his company today. I am very good at winding up so hopefully I can force a new thread. 'This paper discussing the correlation of viscosity of four different types of ad blue and their relationship to BYDV infection in September sown annual Burgandy vines in svalbard'

 

[Mr Charisma]

I'm not sure that a skiing holiday is required......
you could send the lads round with a bit of 4x2.......
But it's not very nice wishing ill on anyone SRB.

SRB ???? Who's that.

 

[Mr Charisma]

I have the pleasure of his company today. I am very good at winding up so hopefully I can force a new thread. 'This paper discussing the correlation of viscosity of four different types of ad blue and their relationship to BYDV infection in September sown annual Burgandy vines in svalbard'

Sounds like it might be a days shooting ,,,, if it is then try and get him on the quiet pegs all day ,,,,, give him some time to reflect on the merits of going back to 18 m tramlines and a yard full of 3 m combi drills

 

[dontknowanything]

I have the pleasure of his company today. I am very good at winding up so hopefully I can force a new thread. 'This paper discussing the correlation of viscosity of four different types of ad blue and their relationship to BYDV infection in September sown annual Burgandy vines in svalbard'

I think they only grow Riesling in Svalbard since the Great Aphid Plague of '07.

 

[chickens and wheat]

SRB ???? Who's that.

google it . sex ratio at birth


some how that turned into a wikileak , stupid internet

 

[Flat 10]

google it . sex ratio at birth


some how that turned into a wikileak , stupid internet

SRB = seat right back.....

 

[Mr Charisma]

SRB = seat right back.....

Hmmm sounds like a miserable fat barsteward to me !!!!!

 

[Flat 10]

Hmmm sounds like a miserable fat barsteward to me !!!!!

I thought he was quite a cheery chappy with a gsoh, some would say charismatic.......

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Hmmm sounds like a miserable fat barsteward to me !!!!!

Yes!! That's him! Do you know him? He's some relation or other of Cabfull too I think.

 

[Feldspar]

Come on Feldy we need another thread to keep us amused before the days get longer ,,,,,tho you farm in a different league to myself I find it interesting that you have similar problems to myself ,,,,, sh!t grain sheds , family partnership , not getting enough spraying done in a day ,,,,,, crappy old combines ( tin hat on )

So with lamma fast approaching what is on the shopping list ??????
Perhaps this should be moved to the machinery section
Maybe everything is done and dusted and Feldy Farms are a smooth running outfit and there's nothing to discuss

@Feldspar

Most interesting things to think about at the moment are not for public discussion unfortunately.

Still chomping over whether to (partially or fully) switch over to liquid, chop three 24m sprayers in for one (trailed or SP!!!) 36m sprayer. Need to design a bowser. Need to work out how to boost harvest capacity (again) temporarily for this harvest. Need to work out the maximum acreage we can harvest with the biggest combine on the market for a few years down the line. Need to digitise the entire farm accounting and banking system before April next year. NEST pensions. Health and safety overhaul and implementation. How much more machinery to sell. Do we grow spring oats. Do we buy some commercial storage space or sell some barley at harvest to deal with expected under-capacity in the grain storage department.

Take your pick, although most has been done before.

 

[Daniel]

Most interesting things to think about at the moment are not for public discussion unfortunately.

Still chomping over whether to (partially or fully) switch over to liquid, chop three 24m sprayers in for one (trailed or SP!!!) 36m sprayer. Need to design a bowser. Need to work out how to boost harvest capacity (again) temporarily for this harvest. Need to work out the maximum acreage we can harvest with the biggest combine on the market for a few years down the line. Need to digitise the entire farm accounting and banking system before April next year. NEST pensions. Health and safety overhaul and implementation. How much more machinery to sell. Do we grow spring oats. Do we buy some commercial storage space or sell some barley at harvest to deal with expected under-capacity in the grain storage department.

Take your pick, although most has been done before.

Dull, what are the interesting things we can't talk about?!

 

[dontknowanything]

Dull, what are the interesting things we can't talk about?!

The operation probably

 

[Feldspar]

The operation probably

Really can't decide which breast size to go for as part of my sex change operation.