Good one last night

[Chickcatcher]

10 pm 16th November Caravan seen passing farm house with no lights on. Police informed owner informed who then activated the tracker and by 11pm the Caravan was in police custody. About 17 miles away.

 

[borderterribles]

10 pm 16th November Caravan seen passing farm house with no lights on. Police informed owner informed who then activated the tracker and by 11pm the Caravan was in police custody. About 17 miles away.

And in my world, by 7 o'clock the next morning, the thieving skanks responsible would have been separated from their non-ar$e wiping hand's fingers,with the aid of a hedge knife and a tree stump! Let's see how keen they are on a life of crime,then.

 

[Universe]

10 pm 16th November Caravan seen passing farm house with no lights on. Police informed owner informed who then activated the tracker and by 11pm the Caravan was in police custody. About 17 miles away.

And no doubt by 12 o'clock said criminals were casing out the next joint, because the bobbies couldn't hold them even though they are "known to us" and "we are watching them...", due to some politically correct reason or lack of evidence.

 

[Chickcatcher]

More the concern, will thy be back to fire the 500 ton of straw next to where it was stored.

 

[Tim G]

The boy and I quite like watching police interceptors and the like on the tele box. That's until the last few minutes where they give a follow up on the programme, it is usually....
'The pensioner with a faulty brake light, stopped 30yards from her house on the way to do her weekly shop, was charged with dangerous driving, given 6 points, a £300 fine and made to attend a driver awareness course. She has since decided to surrender her licence.
The two men seen on cctv stealing a mini digger and trailer were arrested following a 50 mile chase involving three police forces and the police helicopter. Whilst trying to flee they wrote off one police car and severely damaged another. Their van was found to be on false number plates, running on red diesel with no insurance or mot and had a quad bike stolen two days before in the back. The driver who had no licence was found to be 3 times over the drink drive limit. The passenger who claimed he thought he was in a taxi getting a ride home was later found to have half a kilo of heroin with a street value of £3 million up his arse, and had a previous convictions for drug dealing, steeling mini diggers and assault. Both released without charge due to lack of evidence.'

 

[steveR]

The boy and I quite like watching police interceptors and the like on the tele box. That's until the last few minutes where they give a follow up on the programme, it is usually....
'The pensioner with a faulty brake light, stopped 30yards from her house on the way to do her weekly shop, was charged with dangerous driving, given 6 points, a £300 fine and made to attend a driver awareness course. She has since decided to surrender her licence.
The two men seen on cctv stealing a mini digger and trailer were arrested following a 50 mile chase involving three police forces and the police helicopter. Whilst trying to flee they wrote off one police car and severely damaged another. Their van was found to be on false number plates, running on red diesel with no insurance or mot and had a quad bike stolen two days before in the back. The driver who had no licence was found to be 3 times over the drink drive limit. The passenger who claimed he thought he was in a taxi getting a ride home was later found to have half a kilo of heroin with a street value of £3 million up his arse, and had a previous convictions for drug dealing, steeling mini diggers and assault. Both released without charge due to lack of evidence.'

So true....

But you failed to tell us all where the chase finally ends....Usually in a fenced and gated compound, surrounded by caravans, transit pickups and piles of rubbish...

 

[farmerm]

More the concern, will thy be back to fire the 500 ton of straw next to where it was stored.

Probably not, most of them are bulls**t and bluster..... but there is always one....

 

[Rookie]

The boy and I quite like watching police interceptors and the like on the tele box. That's until the last few minutes where they give a follow up on the programme, it is usually....
'The pensioner with a faulty brake light, stopped 30yards from her house on the way to do her weekly shop, was charged with dangerous driving, given 6 points, a £300 fine and made to attend a driver awareness course. She has since decided to surrender her licence.
The two men seen on cctv stealing a mini digger and trailer were arrested following a 50 mile chase involving three police forces and the police helicopter. Whilst trying to flee they wrote off one police car and severely damaged another. Their van was found to be on false number plates, running on red diesel with no insurance or mot and had a quad bike stolen two days before in the back. The driver who had no licence was found to be 3 times over the drink drive limit. The passenger who claimed he thought he was in a taxi getting a ride home was later found to have half a kilo of heroin with a street value of £3 million up his arse, and had a previous convictions for drug dealing, steeling mini diggers and assault. Both released without charge due to lack of evidence.'

Very true !!

 

[farmerm]

The boy and I quite like watching police interceptors and the like on the tele box. That's until the last few minutes where they give a follow up on the programme, it is usually....
'The pensioner with a faulty brake light, stopped 30yards from her house on the way to do her weekly shop, was charged with dangerous driving, given 6 points, a £300 fine and made to attend a driver awareness course. She has since decided to surrender her licence.
The two men seen on cctv stealing a mini digger and trailer were arrested following a 50 mile chase involving three police forces and the police helicopter. Whilst trying to flee they wrote off one police car and severely damaged another. Their van was found to be on false number plates, running on red diesel with no insurance or mot and had a quad bike stolen two days before in the back. The driver who had no licence was found to be 3 times over the drink drive limit. The passenger who claimed he thought he was in a taxi getting a ride home was later found to have half a kilo of heroin with a street value of £3 million up his arse, and had a previous convictions for drug dealing, steeling mini diggers and assault. Both released without charge due to lack of evidence.'

It's more fun to partake in the chase, I have probably told this story too many times on here lol .... Years ago I was in a field on a quad bike in the fens taking soil samples... police car with blue lights appeared on a road to my right... then another in the lane behind me.... bemused I pulled out my maps to confirm I was indeed in the right field.... then a bloody chopper hovered overhead..... I though, heck can I have done for them to send the chopper..... only then did I spot the cop doing some cross country running... and finally I noticed the 2 guys he was trying to chase down some distance ahead...... I scrammed over to the very grateful cop who was most annoyed his lunch had been interrupted and he had wet legs from crossing many a fen dyke! Offered him a lift and we merrily chased down the offenders who were by this point fairly spent... revived and with fresh enthusiasm my passenger leapt from the still moving quad with sufficient momentum to carry both of them through the hedge! Cuffed and exhausted offender one leant on the front of my bike. At this point Cop number 2 wobbled over from the gateway to relive me of my prisoner, I have to say he was rather less appreciative or enthusiastic than his colleague. Clearly unhappy with the location of my intervention, it forced him to put down the donuts, get out of his car and get his shinny shoes a bit muddy. By this time ironman cop had caught up with the second man and he too was being marched to the waiting car. I do like a happy ending

 

[Mickey mouse]

And no doubt by 12 o'clock said criminals were casing out the next joint, because the bobbies couldn't hold them even though they are "known to us" and "we are watching them...", due to some politically correct reason or lack of evidence.

People will degrade their spirit by stealing and when they pass on to their next world it will be fill of people exactly the same as them.