Help at Lambing- the Good, the Bad and the Ugly!

Becs

Member
Location
Wiltshire
I've been reflecting on the various help I've had on the lambing shed over the years, both paid and voluntary, and am thinking that, with Covid, this year it's likely that I'll be flying solo this year.
I've been blessed with some real troopers in past years, and a couple of duds. The Good ones have been:

A good friend who usually does some nights for me. We are on the same wave length when it comes to the care we give to the sheep so I never fret when I leave her to it. She has given me lots of ideas which we've implemented, despite not being from a farming background. If the shed is quite, she cleans and organises all the stuff that gets left lying around during the busy times so I come into a spotless shed and she leaves very funny notes and detailed information when she leaves the shed in the early hours.

The teenage lad who used to come in to clean pens and help out for a couple of hours after school. Always had a huge grin on his face and dazzling white teeth, so I could see him at a distance appearing in the dark like a beacon of hope at the time when I was most knackered!! Came every year until he went off to Ag College.

Another friend who always turns up when he says he will and will muck out, feed and water and likes listening to The Archers with me at 7pm!

Anyone who brings home made cakes and will stick the kettle on without being asked.

The Bad ones are:

The ones who ask if they can come and help out, then just want to bottle feed lambs and 'help' deliver a lamb in order to take a load of selfies to plaster on social media and then are never seen again.

The ones (with no farming knowledge) who follow me around telling me all the things I should be diversifying in to make more money ...... not interested when I've had no more than 4 hours sleep a night for the past fortnight.

The ones who drone on and on about all how other farmers do it all wrong in their opinion - if they are saying this to me, what are they saying about me to other people?

Small people who can't climb over the sheep pens - sorry small people! - I just find it really annoying and so slow, especially if I mid wet-adoption, ask for them to fetch a triplet, and 5 minutes later I'm still waiting!

As much as I appreciate and enjoy the 'good' help, my favourite time in the shed is when I first go down at 4am, and it's just me and the sheep for the next few hours.
 

idgni

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Armagh
Covid was great for one thing this year, plenty of lambing help,
young neighbour 14, mad keen, came in every morning, fed pens clean out and took couples out to the fields on the quad, and had empty pens ready for night time
all i had to do was lamb them, @ £3.50 Hr he was smiling and so was I.
 

MRT

Member
Livestock Farmer
The best have been vet students who have become huge friends, visit several times a year, farm sit for us etc and who are as motivated and driven as people can be, no job too meanial or grubby or too physically hard to attempt - fully committed trenches types. We went through some proper awful jobs together on farm and out vetting, knee deep in mud, blood and pouring rain. The worst have also been vet students who were too good to be here, above feeding or checking stock, not interested, would leave jobs not done, animals hungry and not even get out of bed until midday (and that was me waking them up).
 

LCF1

Member
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Ive had a right mix to haha.

Dont do any indoor lambing anymore, it was all on contract management flocks and I've either jacked them in or converted them!

Had a certain famous social media shepherdess to help and was massively painfully underwhelmed. But apparently I'm in the majority.

Had a variety of 'shepherds' mostly either crap or ok for a bit and then crap. Been lied to plenty, sheep not checked, stuff not done etc.

And then I've had the gems. In particular a couple who came to me from the RAU on my first year here down south, they came for 3 weeks and stayed with me for 6 months, became great friends and one now is involved in managing a large cattle station in oz, and also a 19 year old lass, who I could pick up with one hand and looked about 13, she grafted same hours as me all through a tough laying when I was let down by a stroker of a staff member.

One of the biggest issues I see - is everyone wants to be a shepherd (or should I say shepherdess), social media has told them its cool and a good way to get ahead and become liked and famous. Then reality hits and they crumble like a wet paper towel.
 

JHT

Member
Location
Wales
We’ve had a fair mixture! Had a Japanese lad and a lad from Hong Kong (vet students) who couldn’t speak much English but were bloody great lads- the language was very basic but they got the hang of things quickly. Also no small talk and we would sit in mostly silence having a beer after tea which was ideal!
Had a good girl from Sheffield (vet student) who came 3 years on the trot so could do it all with her eyes shut by the end -and was a pleasure to have living in your house.
Had one girl from Agri college who was a nightmare- she didn’t have a wash in the 4 weeks she was here! Would spend all day fussing one lamb while everything was going wrong around her. It was a good day when I dropped her at the train station!
This was all over 10 years ago- all outdoor lambing now, one man operation- and students are one thing I don’t miss about lambing indoors. Some were great but the worst thing I found was having to spend all day working with them and then having them living with you- it was pretty intense!
And of course this was all before smart phones- must be a nightmare now having them looking at phones every 5 minutes, taking photos of everything they do and calling themselves shepherd/shepherdess this that or the other on Instagram.
 

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