Prostate cancer

Discussion in 'Manflu Corner' started by startinghandle, Feb 2, 2018.

  1. Danllan

    Danllan Member

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    It's probably best to forget about digital self-examination :banghead:. As @emd has written, it is no drama getting a doc' to do it and in a few seconds you'll either be on the first step to sorting a problem out or given a clean bill of health. I'm not a great worrier, but there was a definite feeling of relief when the doc' gave the all clear.
     
    Last edited: Mar 27, 2018
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  2. JCMaloney

    JCMaloney Member

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    Self examination is, for most folk, virtually impossible/uncomfortable, unless you having a willing partner, some lube & a rubber glove. I`m guessing most livestock boys will have 2 out 3.....and the lucky ones all 3 !!

    The examining finger should be inserted with the fingernail side facing the patients back and the finger tip facing the stomach.

    Now...if you can do that with your own hand and still retain any semblance and/or ability to feel your prostate then good luck to you!

    The prostate naturally feels firm, like the tip of your nose and, like the tip of your nose it also has a "dimple" in the centre.










    Now that you have stopped poking your nose with your finger...... :D:D

    You would be looking for areas that are harder than the surrounding firm tissue.

    Don`t do it.....just go to the GP/Nurse... it took you longer to read this & think about it than the test takes. :)
     
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  3. JCMaloney

    JCMaloney Member

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    I should add, and some readers may wish to look away, that massaging the prostate can cause a rather intense orgasm.......... not the sort of thing you want to do in the GP`s surgery.....hence why they are in, feel & out. :)
     
  4. Badshot

    Badshot Member

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    Kent
    Ala stiffler in one of the American pie films :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  5. puppet

    puppet Member

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    sw scotland
    Is that the doctor or the patient?
     
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  6. Danllan

    Danllan Member

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    Sir Gar / Carms
    It was Seann William Scott but not American Pie, Road Trip:

     
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  7. Badshot

    Badshot Member

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    Kent
    Ahhhhhhh
    Well remembered (y)(y)(y)
     
  8. Danllan

    Danllan Member

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    Sir Gar / Carms
    It's good to know that my youth wasn't wasted... :angelic: :whistle: :banghead:
     
  9. BobGreen

    BobGreen Member

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    Lancs
    Had my check today. Blood test was fine and had a examination to check and given all clear
    Bit more worrying was the liver function on blood test came back high so have to have another blood test to check
     
  10. David.

    David. Member

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    J11 M40
    An acquaintance who was in the Navy said that the port girls who did it for money would often try the dirty finger routine, to hurry one along so as to get to the next client...
     
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