Super power for Christmas

[Norfolk Hill Farmer]

Happy Christmas to all from Norfolk.

If you could have a super power for Christmas, what would it be ?

Mine would be to have a witty, intelligent, or insightful comment to use every time one was needed, instantly, not 20 minutes after the moment had passed.

 

[hendrebc]

To be in 2 places at once would be the best for work life balance or being able to do things really really fast.
But would most likely ask for something cool like the X men's wolverine has those knife things that come out of his knuckles. I'd probably want those
and end up using it to open silage bales while wishing I had picked the speed power and I'd be done ages ago

 

[Jerry]

Power to control the weather, just imagine the reduction in stress levels!

 

[Netherfield]

To get shot of Covid and Macron would suit me.

 

[Steevo]

To be in 2 places at once would be the best for work life balance or being able to do things really really fast.
But would most likely ask for something cool like the X men's wolverine has those knife things that come out of his knuckles. I'd probably want those
and end up using it to open silage bales while wishing I had picked the speed power and I'd be done ages ago

Better get busy in the workshop.....

 

[DrWazzock]

X ray eyes to see drains under ground.

 

[Fast Farmer]

Mind reading

 

[Weasel]

14 inch wang

 

[Filthyfarmer]

To have all the family at home for Christmas

 

[Lofty1984]

14 inch wang

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be believe me

 

[milkloss]

Teleportation would be awesome.

 

[Chopsy Varmint]

Flying please.

 

[Ramrod]

14 inch wang

Can't see cutting two inches off would be considered a present

 

[Bald Rick]

Ability to award myself TFF points

 

[Lofty1984]

Can't see cutting two inches off would be considered a present

Bugger that’s a better comment than mine

 

[deere 6600]

14 inch wang

Instead of the big banger you've got

 

[Bald Rick]

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be believe me

Indeed not Jonah ...

 

[Guiggs]

To be in 2 places at once would be the best for work life balance or being able to do things really really fast.
But would most likely ask for something cool like the X men's wolverine has those knife things that come out of his knuckles. I'd probably want those
and end up using it to open silage bales while wishing I had picked the speed power and I'd be done ages ago

Still end up losing the bloody thing and end up having to buy a new one every couple of weeks!

 

[Will 1594]

X ray eyes to see drains under ground.

Drains
womens panties

 

[milkloss]

womens panties

I’d want a little more oomph than that.