The Darwin awards for sheep

[sheep boy 3000]

Sheep do strange things at times. I have removed many a happy sheep from all sorts of strange situations. They can get 2 horns through one square of net fencing which is physically impossible or choose the last place on earth to cross a ditch.
Take this lamb for example.

 

[Muddyroads]

I think I can add one

 

[sheep boy 3000]

Sheep do strange things at times. I have removed many a happy sheep from all sorts of strange situations. They

That is a wise animal there, she did well.

 

[Muddyroads]

That is a wise animal there, she did well.

No, just a pipe dream…..

 

[glasshouse]

Sheep do strange things at times. I have removed many a happy sheep from all sorts of strange situations. They can get 2 horns through one square of net fencing which is physically impossible or choose the last place on earth to cross a ditch.
Take this lamb for example.

Tell the vegans, a lambplant has been born!!

 

[badger nadgers]

Take this lamb for example.

They've learnt to dig escape tunnels!

 

[Mc115reed]

 

[Jonp]

Why oh why

 

[David.]

Had a 36kg pair do that one day. Both heads in one hole, both dead. Breakneck feeders all on scrap pile, within the hour.

 

[Magnus Oyke]

I can't find it now, but there's a video on either facebook or youtube of a man wrestling a sheep out ofa really steep ditch that couldn't get out. He managed to get it out on to the field, where the sheep promptly ran around and jumped straight back in.

 

[Mc115reed]

I can't find it now, but there's a video on either facebook or youtube of a man wrestling a sheep out ofa really steep ditch that couldn't get out. He managed to get it out on to the field, where the sheep promptly ran around and jumped straight back in.

Had that happen too me before

 

[Mc115reed]

Had a 36kg pair do that one day. Both heads in one hole, both dead. Breakneck feeders all on scrap pile, within the hour.

Iv had ewes die in those walk in feeders too so can’t bloody win

 

[Jonp]

I can't find it now, but there's a video on either facebook or youtube of a man wrestling a sheep out ofa really steep ditch that couldn't get out. He managed to get it out on to the field, where the sheep promptly ran around and jumped straight back in.

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[Magnus Oyke]

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That's the one! Can you imagine the profanity?

 

[Jonp]

That's the one! Can you imagine the profanity?

You'd almost want to jump in the ditch too....head first

 

[Nearly]

The Baawin awards.

 

[Mc115reed]

I can go for days on this one,..

 

[Cab-over Pete]

We bought my lad a Lleyn ewe and twin lambs years ago. Got her home, into the field and dropped the trailer ramp…..

I have never seen a sheep move so fast. She charged across the field and head first into the wire fence. She writhed about and before we got to her all three had got between the top of the netting and the barbed wire strand. They then raced off and threw themselves headlong into a 5 ft deep ditch, with about 2 ft of water in it.

We raced after them and one of the lambs was under water. How it didn’t drown I have no idea. Of course, muggins here had to dive in…… in my brand new boots.

We got them all out and they roared off again but didn’t get into any more bother. We called the ewe Maddie.

She was literally mental. The last thing you wanted to do was get her into a stable. She would just run repeatedly at the wall , smashing her head every time until blood poured from her nose.

She wasn’t here long.

One day, I’ll tell you all about my Sunday morning helping to get my brothers cattle back home. Well, most of them anyway….

 

[Vader]

That's the one! Can you imagine the profanity?

Another..

 

[David.]

We bought my lad a Lleyn ewe and twin lambs years ago. Got her home, into the field and dropped the trailer ramp…..

I have never seen a sheep move so fast. She charged across the field and head first into the wire fence. She writhed about and before we got to her all three had got between the top of the netting and the barbed wire strand. They then raced off and threw themselves headlong into a 5 ft deep ditch, with about 2 ft of water in it.

We raced after them and one of the lambs was under water. How it didn’t drown I have no idea. Of course, muggins here had to dive in…… in my brand new boots.

We got them all out and they roared off again but didn’t get into any more bother. We called the ewe Maddie.

She was literally mental. The last thing you wanted to do was get her into a stable. She would just run repeatedly at the wall , smashing her head every time until blood poured from her nose.

She wasn’t here long.

One day, I’ll tell you all about my Sunday morning helping to get my brothers cattle back home. Well, most of them anyway….

That is why the underlever rifle was developed. Oliver Winchester never forgot his early childhood, working with uncooperative livestock.
Race jumpers here get the next available transport out. Got a lamb this week that isn't heavy enough, but he won't see Tuesday.