things that make you smile

[Wombat]

Bet he still has to search high and low for the 10mm socket

Unfortunately Not sure I would want to be publicising that I had that

 

[choochter]

Bet he still has to search high and low for the 10mm socket

No, no - it has its special place because it's tiny and you hardly ever use it.

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Its a Freshwater crocodile

Doesn't look very fresh, that water!

 

[JP1]

Seeing the iconic Abbeygate signpost , reminding me of "home"

Photo credit April Urquhart on FB site We Love Bury St Edmunds

 

[itsalwaysme]

Bet he still has to search high and low for the 10mm socket

I wonder what all that lot cost, do they provide him with a stepladder as well

 

[Philip Watkins]

Doesn't look very fresh, that water!

Bet it's not salty.

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Private Eye delivered today. Makes me smile.

But have you read this issue's "The Agri Brigade"

 

[Kidds]

Woman on the till: Ohh, champagne reduced to £23. That will make a nice gift.
Me: Gift? I'm going to drink it myself.
Woman on the till:

 

[rob1]

Woman on the till: Ohh, champagne reduced to £23. That will make a nice gift.
Me: Gift? I'm going to drink it myself.
Woman on the till:

Man goes into a florists and asks for some flowers for his wife
Shop assistants asks what he is after
He replys.................Sex

 

[Kidds]

I think it must be an age thing but I'd happily let her drink it all in the hope she would just fall asleep.

 

[Ley253]

The report on a one hundredth birthday present. It was a flight in a spitfire, for someone who was in the air transport aux, and delivered them during the war years, there was even icing on the cake, in that they also found one she had delivered, and brought that along as well.

 

[JP1]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=691562807682433

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

The report on a one hundredth birthday present. It was a flight in a spitfire, for someone who was in the air transport aux, and delivered them during the war years, there was even icing on the cake, in that they also found one she had delivered, and brought that along as well.

 

[JP1]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10156190363499988

 

[Blod]

 

[Kidds]

I am always grumbling about dog walkers coming through my yard with their dogs off lead, I think it's downright rude.
Today another one comes through but the dog trailing behind rather than 3 laps of the yard before the owner appears. The woman is 50 yards up the lane and the dog is still in my yard chewing something. Looks like a rabbit, but just a minute, it's got a long tail. Sure enough the dog has a rat.

No bad thing I think, one less healthy rat and if it wasn't healthy the dog just got a dose of poison too.


Nah, I reckon the rat was healthy but I spoke to the owner anyway. They say karma can be a bitch.

 

[itsalwaysme]

I wonder if it will make their calendar and if they manage to get it printed in time for January 1st

 

[Old Boar]

Just been out to check round - its like daylight out there.
Oh, I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow, moon shadow, moonshadow -

I started singing, next doors dog started howling.....

 

[Ley253]

Just been out to check round - its like daylight out there.
Oh, I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow, moon shadow, moonshadow -

I started singing, next doors dog started howling.....

And which was the most in tune?

 

[Old Boar]

He was louder....and is still howling...
I might have to go out and have a re-match.