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Old Boar

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Location
West Wales
Woodburner lit. Roaring away. Any minute now someone is going to be complaining about burnt paws!
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Sorry about rather bad pic, flash did not work!
 
Try tilting the screen or if not a laptop, tilt your head....may work...or may make anyone else in the room wonder what you are doing...:)
No chance, SWMBOd already seems to think I'm accessing some odd sites since I've come back on here, snorting with laughter etc have sadly been absent these last couple of years.
But hopefully things are on the mend
 
He wont sh!t inside unless its on sand (y) he's well trained :rolleyes:

Can't find the origin of this particular 'cat tail' but it's not the sh!t you need to be concerned about, it's the propensity of strays finding somewhere warm and hospitable to 'Howk up' their bliddy fur balls.
And the propensity of 'yours truly' to find them atween his toes after throwing caution to the winds after a bottle of NZ white.
 

Landyman

New Member
Can't find the origin of this particular 'cat tail' but it's not the sh!t you need to be concerned about, it's the propensity of strays finding somewhere warm and hospitable to 'Howk up' their bliddy fur balls.
And the propensity of 'yours truly' to find them atween his toes after throwing caution to the winds after a bottle of NZ white.
The origins of this cat !
This cat was the chief security officer, pest controller, friend for all your troubles on the night shift , waste food inspecter and all round working class cat in the most famous foundry in the world
Mather & platt , newton heath , manchester (y)
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He is now retired to a life of fillet steak and rabbit ( not a bad pension plan for a cat ) (y)
 
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Pilgrimmick

Member
Location
Argyll
The origins of this cat !
This cat was the chief security officer, pest controller, friend for all your troubles on the night shift , waste food inspecter and all round working class cat in the most famous foundry in the world
Mather & platt , newton heath , manchester (y)
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He is now retired to a life of fillet steak and rabbit ( not a bad pension plan for a cat ) (y)
I lied, he is on stale bread and gruel, like the rest of us!
 

chickens and wheat

Member
Mixed Farmer
[QUOTE="mikep, post: 4490518, member: 4999" This is the Darwin award winner of the century. Lost mullion Fire escape window. What fudgeing tit can have made that.[/QUOTE]

invented by the cat so its human carers can let it out in case of fire
 

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Webinar: Expanded Sustainable Farming Incentive offer 2024 -26th Sept

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On Thursday 26th September, we’re holding a webinar for farmers to go through the guidance, actions and detail for the expanded Sustainable Farming Incentive (SFI) offer. This was planned for end of May, but had to be delayed due to the general election. We apologise about that.

Farming and Countryside Programme Director, Janet Hughes will be joined by policy leads working on SFI, and colleagues from the Rural Payment Agency and Catchment Sensitive Farming.

This webinar will be...
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