things that make you smile

[melted welly]

Sending my eldest (who works behind a computer screen) to pick the apples from the 25 different apple trees I planted to celebrate our silver wedding anniversary 10 years ago.

Rather than turn up with a wheelbarrow or so of apples I got...

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a single apple from each tree and a report on the number and condition of all the apples left on each tree.

Doh!

What variety is number 8?

it got a double tick

 

[Will 1594]

Just got this for the farm ,no 8 jd Lot cheaper than the crazy money small masseys making and it’s right colour. Drain jetter and averdexing tractor

 

[Sharpy]

Just got this for the farm ,no 8 jd Lot cheaper than the crazy money small masseys making and it’s right colour. Drain jetter and averdexing tractor

Those 50 series 3 cylinders punched way above their weight, very underrated.

 

[Will 1594]

Those 50 series 3 cylinders punched way above their weight, very underrated.

Those 50 series 3 cylinders punched way above their weight, very underrated.

Found it on i bidder last night. , spoke to nick young , he said same as you, it was half money some of the similar masseys are making ,
It will get the Carlos fangdango wheels on it

 

[simmy_bull]

Found it on i bidder last night. , spoke to nick young , he said same as you, it was half money some of the similar masseys are making ,
It will get the Carlos fangdango wheels on it

Who’s wheels?!!
Shame there isn’t any cheap 7810’s around. I wouldn’t mind owning one of those for the future.

 

[Will 1594]

Who’s wheels?!!
Shame there isn’t any cheap 7810’s around. I wouldn’t mind owning one of those for the future.

Google panama cigars , carlos fangdango ,wheels

 

[simmy_bull]

Google panama cigars , carlos fangdango ,wheels

Ah I see! Your putting broad tyres on it as my uncle used to call them.

 

[Lowland1]

A birthday card from my kids arrived in a box of spares today 11 days late and full of insults but the pump for the JCB was much appreciated.

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Aren’t they some little darlings?

 

[Lowland1]

Aren’t they some little darlings?

Somebody on here the other day said people like me shouldn’t be allowed to have kids. After this I realised he was right so I’ve put them up for adoption.

 

[RushesToo]

A birthday card from my kids arrived in a box of spares today 11 days late and full of insults but the pump for the JCB was much appreciated.View attachment 908447

Sort of the equivqalent of buying the wife a new hoover.

 

[Lowland1]

Sort of the equivqalent of buying the wife a new hoover.

Don’t mention the wife early on in our relationship I promised her a Mercedes. Apparently an MB trac and sprayer wasn’t what she wanted..... there’s really no pleasing some people.

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Dinosaurs roaming Warwickshire again.

 

[Gong Farmer]

Dropped car off for MOT today next to a primary school. Loads of kids walking to school, playing tag, wrestling, hugging and laughing. All far more important than social distancing IMO.

 

[melted welly]

6yr old made me my lunch today before he went to school. Very sweet, although I have requested that in future the ham:butter ratio on the sandwich be addressed as the 2 x 1/2” slices of butter was a bit rich for my taste.

 

[JP1]

Kiwi Menu pinched off FB

Made I laugh ; priceless

 

[chaffcutter]

Also I like the bit at the bottom about what bad kids get....

 

[Cab-over Pete]

First bits of frost in low grassy corners of fields this morning.

 

[CPF]

 

[Courier]

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