Things you come across on a Sunday morning

[glasshouse]

This is turning into a Wurzles song

classic
I have been known to burst into the combine harvester song after a jar or two

 

[johnspeehs]

Fgs, what a fuss over a quickie, I’m pretty sure if the OP had known the hoo ha it was gonna cause he would never have started it.
We are in 2018, like it or not these type of things go on day and daily.
It’s yesterdays news already, none of us know the full facts as to who was involved, cheating or not though if I was jumping the hedge on my missus I think I’d pick some place quieter than the village green, I’m quite attached to my two testicles.

 

[A1an]

If I could go back and give myself some advice 25 years ago it would be to get out there and shag anything in a skirt.

Be careful with that moto...

 

[glasshouse]

Be careful with that moto...


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who is that?

 

[glasshouse]

Be careful with that moto...


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An old fiddle makes the best music

 

[A1an]

who is that?

Bruce... sorry...Caitlin Jenner.

 

[The Agrarian]

Ooooh I did laugh to my belly at that one. Very good!

 

[A1an]

An old fiddle makes the best music

Aye but they take ages to tune.

 

[glasshouse]

Bruce... sorry...Caitlin Jenner.

never heard of him or her

 

[vulcan]

Fgs, what a fuss over a quickie, I’m pretty sure if the OP had known the hoo ha it was gonna cause he would never have started it.
We are in 2018, like it or not these type of things go on day and daily.
It’s yesterdays news already, none of us know the full facts as to who was involved, cheating or not though if I was jumping the hedge on my missus I think I’d pick some place quieter than the village green, I’m quite attached to my two testicles.

Well said and To true i wouldn't of started it after the grief i was getting last night.nice to see it's a bit light hearted tonight.

 

[The Agrarian]

Well you wouldn't want to meet him, sorry her, in the back seat of a car, up a lane, let's put it that way

 

[glasshouse]

Well you wouldn't want to meet him in the back seat of a car, up a lane, let's put it that way

its a him?

 

[The Agrarian]

Who knows dude

 

[glasshouse]

i thought it was something out of star trek

 

[The Agrarian]

No it's something out of a sick US reality TV show

 

[Wellytrack]

An old fiddle makes the best music

More like a set of auld bag pipes with the drones cut off.

 

[jondear]

Fgs, what a fuss over a quickie, I’m pretty sure if the OP had known the hoo ha it was gonna cause he would never have started it.
We are in 2018, like it or not these type of things go on day and daily.
It’s yesterdays news already, none of us know the full facts as to who was involved, cheating or not though if I was jumping the hedge on my missus I think I’d pick some place quieter than the village green, I’m quite attached to my two testicles.

 

[smcapstick]

If you ain't had a shag in a laybie you ain't lived

It would be nice to have a bit of company for once, though.

 

[wasted years]

It would be nice to have a bit of company for once, though.

Are you a solo operator when it comes to Layby's as a rule?

 

[TripleSix]

It would be nice to have a bit of company for once, though.