Weekly Caption Competition

[Surgery]

Thank you, here's this weeks challenge...

There was a young man on a bike ,
Delivering cocks for a fight ,
Out jumped a car ,
So he never got too far ,
So they ended up in the pot that night.

 

[ladycrofter]

The taxi driver never said anything on the way to the airport - he'd seen it all before. Cheap weekend flights to Dublin, plenty of cheap booze, and yet another Brummie Hen Party legless the next morning.

 

[Roy_H]

Thank you, here's this weeks challenge...

Mr. Chang's electric moped needs 'battery ' hens to power it.

 

[DrDunc]

Animal welfare restrictions lifted post Brexit allows Tesco to deal with Thailand direct for chicken supply.

 

[Gong Farmer]

Traditional Chinese medicine's cure for piles.

 

[Oat]

Being a chick magnet had some disadvantages[emoji20]

 

[Oat]

Although the ideal way to cross the road, not all chickens were happy

 

[phillipe]

Is that blokes cock hanging out?

 

[roscoe erf]

police are on the look out for a biker playing chicken

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Chong thought leopard print seats were just so last year.....

 

[Oat]

A cock on a moped with some hens

 

[sawdust]

Vintage photo of a Red Bull superbike sponsorship

 

[opininionated]

Well done eeryone, difficult to choose a winner but it's over to you @Oat

 

[Oat]

OK, an animated one

 

[Oat]

Before anyone asks, yes, it does look like a blonde @RWG Contracts with a haircut. Is it it him?????

 

[opininionated]

There was a young man from Hyde
He Decided to go for a ride
Instead of a tractor
He used a compactor
Causing a smile over half a mile wide

 

[Ysgythan]

Tut...kids!

 

[phillipe]

when she said she wanted a vibrator it isnt what she had in mind

 

[Shovelhands]

After trashing the van on the way to work, his furious boss told him to make his own way home.......this was not what he had in mind!

 

[Spinderella]

JCB reveal their new Fastrac junior range