Weekly Caption Competition

[sawdust]

The welsh farmer said "well at first she might spit, but eventually she have to swallow"

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

It makes a change to see a sheep carrying a bucket instead of kicking it

Over to you @Deereone

 

[Deereone]

Thank you, what a prestigious honour.

Try this:

 

[Kiwi Pete]

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK"

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Thank you, what a prestigious honour.

Try this:

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Oat]

While @Deereone waited for the John Deere main dealer mechanic to come and fix his tractor, he said '"If they don't turn up soon, someone is for the chop, if they do get here soon, then...."

 

[Gong Farmer]

Momma always said, never pick up hitchhackers

 

[Oat]

The class of hitchhikers in the Lancashire are a cut above the rest

 

[DrDunc]

Public transport for the chop

 

[Shovelhands]

After once witnessing a fine young lady, attracting a lift using her ample assets to good effect, and now needing a lift himself, Barry thought he'd try getting his massive chopper out....Barry's not that bright.....

 

[Old Boar]

John was trying out radom axe of kindness

 

[Kiwi Pete]

Headless Chicken's roadie misses tour bus

 

[Ysgythan]

You won't catch a lift with your chopper out.

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

I know a way to cut this traffic

 

[Surgery]

Look at the size of that guys chopper darling

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Picked a winner yet @Deereone ?

 

[Deereone]

Many good ones this week BUT @Old Boar is a cut above the rest, so let's see what you can come up with.

 

[Old Boar]

Oohh, thanks!
Try this:-

 

[Still Farming]

Daisy double doe's doe

 

[Ysgythan]

Have you been lying Pinocchio...?