pot black kettle springs to mindHe wasn't until you waffled on
pot black kettle springs to mindHe wasn't until you waffled on
There was a Fawlty Towers scene like that with Sybil on the phone to her friend and Basil overlistening!When you try and talk to some people all they keep saying is “I know”, but they do not f...ing know,my sister is a good example!!!
Sybil, ohh i knnooooowwwww.There was a Fawlty Towers scene like that with Sybil on the phone to her friend and Basil overlistening!
That's the oneSybil, ohh i knnooooowwwww.
Basil, "what she telling you for then?"
Change channel?Tea is always ready when crappy emmerdale is on. People who find this entertaining really need to expand there minds
Is this what they mean by TV dinnerChange channel?
You could always turn it offTea is always ready when crappy emmerdale is on. People who find this entertaining really need to expand there minds
No, off button!Change channel?
When a customer brings an 'expert' that knows every dirty trick in the filthy, rotten, cheating book:
1) Don't give the cold engine any heat.
2) When turning the engine over and it's just about to start, let go of the ignition key so the engine splutters to a stop. Repeat three times.
3) Frown and exclaim loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Mr. 'Expert' then gets removed from the tractor... where I climb aboard and start it immediately, having followed the manufacturer's starting instructions that are displayed on a sodding sticker on the sodding windscreen].
4) When the tractor is running, climb back in to the tractor and only push the clutch pedal down half way to get maximum gear grinding noise.
5) Frown again, then exclaim loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Have it pointed out that the clutch must be fully engaged to select gears, which it is demonstrated immediately].
6) Frantically push the linkage raise & lower buttons whilst watching the linkage remain stationary because you have not switched the linkage control on (with the toggle switch), then frown, exclaiming loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Have correct linkage operation shown by me, at which point all is found to be working correctly].
Now, all of that would be fine... if the customer had not been present, too. Even when an imagined fault is proven to be working correctly, the seed of doubt gets planted. That is very annoying!
I need a drink.
I am saddened, ashamed and thoroughly embarrassed to admit that I don't own a cricket batThe solution is to introduce them to Wilson
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I have had that experience recently selling a car,expert my arse ,try all the shite,so they started to haggle ,I said sorry not selling it to you ,you will never be happy ,shut the door in them .sold the car next day to someone elseWhen a customer brings an 'expert' that knows every dirty trick in the filthy, rotten, cheating book:
1) Don't give the cold engine any heat.
2) When turning the engine over and it's just about to start, let go of the ignition key so the engine splutters to a stop. Repeat three times.
3) Frown and exclaim loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Mr. 'Expert' then gets removed from the tractor... where I climb aboard and start it immediately, having followed the manufacturer's starting instructions that are displayed on a sodding sticker on the sodding windscreen].
4) When the tractor is running, climb back in to the tractor and only push the clutch pedal down half way to get maximum gear grinding noise.
5) Frown again, then exclaim loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Have it pointed out that the clutch must be fully engaged to select gears, which it is demonstrated immediately].
6) Frantically push the linkage raise & lower buttons whilst watching the linkage remain stationary because you have not switched the linkage control on (with the toggle switch), then frown, exclaiming loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Have correct linkage operation shown by me, at which point all is found to be working correctly].
Now, all of that would be fine... if the customer had not been present, too. Even when an imagined fault is proven to be working correctly, the seed of doubt gets planted. That is very annoying!
I need a drink.
About a gallon should do!When a customer brings an 'expert' that knows every dirty trick in the filthy, rotten, cheating book:
1) Don't give the cold engine any heat.
2) When turning the engine over and it's just about to start, let go of the ignition key so the engine splutters to a stop. Repeat three times.
3) Frown and exclaim loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Mr. 'Expert' then gets removed from the tractor... where I climb aboard and start it immediately, having followed the manufacturer's starting instructions that are displayed on a sodding sticker on the sodding windscreen].
4) When the tractor is running, climb back in to the tractor and only push the clutch pedal down half way to get maximum gear grinding noise.
5) Frown again, then exclaim loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Have it pointed out that the clutch must be fully engaged to select gears, which it is demonstrated immediately].
6) Frantically push the linkage raise & lower buttons whilst watching the linkage remain stationary because you have not switched the linkage control on (with the toggle switch), then frown, exclaiming loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Have correct linkage operation shown by me, at which point all is found to be working correctly].
Now, all of that would be fine... if the customer had not been present, too. Even when an imagined fault is proven to be working correctly, the seed of doubt gets planted. That is very annoying!
I need a drink.
Did you not think to ask him loudly whether he had ever actually driven one of those before, or even read the manual, thereby exposing himWhen a customer brings an 'expert' that knows every dirty trick in the filthy, rotten, cheating book:
1) Don't give the cold engine any heat.
2) When turning the engine over and it's just about to start, let go of the ignition key so the engine splutters to a stop. Repeat three times.
3) Frown and exclaim loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Mr. 'Expert' then gets removed from the tractor... where I climb aboard and start it immediately, having followed the manufacturer's starting instructions that are displayed on a sodding sticker on the sodding windscreen].
4) When the tractor is running, climb back in to the tractor and only push the clutch pedal down half way to get maximum gear grinding noise.
5) Frown again, then exclaim loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Have it pointed out that the clutch must be fully engaged to select gears, which it is demonstrated immediately].
6) Frantically push the linkage raise & lower buttons whilst watching the linkage remain stationary because you have not switched the linkage control on (with the toggle switch), then frown, exclaiming loudly "Hmm, it shouldn't do that?".
[Have correct linkage operation shown by me, at which point all is found to be working correctly].
Now, all of that would be fine... if the customer had not been present, too. Even when an imagined fault is proven to be working correctly, the seed of doubt gets planted. That is very annoying!
I need a drink.
And invoice the "expert" for the gearbox damage doneI have had that experience recently selling a car,expert my arse ,try all the shite,so they started to haggle ,I said sorry not selling it to you ,you will never be happy ,shut the door in them .sold the car next day to someone else
Top-tail - stab-microwave 3 mins and peel like a spud with a peeler.Peeling butternut squash! It's almost as frustrating as trying to get a calf to sook when it's took the pet
If anyone has any tips ( peeling, not calves ) please post here!
The Enfield Chase were banned from here 50 years ago for similar reasonspeople that dont respect other peoples property, first the hunt when they are told no you can't come across the farm what isn't winter corn is in-lamb ewes and its too wet , you can go through the woods but not the farmed land they ride across the winter wheat and the hounds through the in lamb ewes 4x4s across the stubble field up to their axles when the hunts man is approached by my son on the track around the field the followers started to ride past in the winter barleywhat angers me and saddens me is i am a country man and enjoy country sports and they leave me no option but to ban the bloody lot of them