what grinds your gears

[yellowbelly]

(I have sacrolilliac join problems)

Was it brought on by chasing that lass in your avatar?

just askin'

 

[7610 super q]

Continually moving stuff, to get at stuff, which is behind stuff. I must waste a lot of time/ diesel.....

 

[franklin]

Was it brought on by chasing that lass in your avatar?

just askin'

I wont comment on what put it out last time.

 

[abitdaft]

Bib and braces! Normally just wear leggings, but I feel the cold so thought that b&b would help keep the wind out. Everyday, at least twice a day I put on my jacket and body warmer only to have to take them back off to put on bib and braces first. They say the definition of stupid is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome

 

[sawdust]

Conversations that folk turn around to make it about themselves. Example..

I'd bought a new electric fencer because I needed it and was about to take off to set fence up on turnips when a farming chap who calls in regularly for sympathy, came by. Spotting the fencer, this conversation started.
Him. How much would you have to pay for a fencer these days?
Me. 120 quid,
Him. That is cheap you know, do you realise, that wouldn't buy me a single shoe, let alone a pair.
Me. (knowing what's coming) Oh right
Him. yeah last pair of shoes I bought were £400.
Me. Really
Him. yeh Ive always paid for quality
Me. well ye
Him. My shaver was almost 300
Me. oh right
Him. yeh wet or dry
Him. Coffee is another one, I only buy the best
Me. well that's good, I must get.....
Him. Did I tell you about my 600 pound jacket, triple layer blah blah fudging blah

Half a fecking hour of "let me tell you how bleeding marvelous I am"

And fermers keep saying they've not got any money,

 

[REStracTORATION]

And fermers keep saying they've not got any money,

Some do
Some don't
The people who say the least have the most

No body likes a clever

 

[Landyman]

And fermers keep saying they've not got any money,

They are all on benifits dont ya know

 

[sawdust]

They are all on benifits dont ya know

forgot about BOSSYBOOTS threads

 

[smcapstick]

Conversations that folk turn around to make it about themselves. Example..

I'd bought a new electric fencer because I needed it and was about to take off to set fence up on turnips when a farming chap who calls in regularly for sympathy, came by. Spotting the fencer, this conversation started.
Him. How much would you have to pay for a fencer these days?
Me. 120 quid,
Him. That is cheap you know, do you realise, that wouldn't buy me a single shoe, let alone a pair.
Me. (knowing what's coming) Oh right
Him. yeah last pair of shoes I bought were £400.
Me. Really
Him. yeh Ive always paid for quality
Me. well ye
Him. My shaver was almost 300
Me. oh right
Him. yeh wet or dry
Him. Coffee is another one, I only buy the best
Me. well that's good, I must get.....
Him. Did I tell you about my 600 pound jacket, triple layer blah blah fudging blah

Half a fecking hour of "let me tell you how bleeding marvelous I am"

Shoes:
£400

Shaver:
£300

Jacket:
£600

His wife taking squash lessons twice a week and coming home with her knickers in her handbag?
Priceless.

 

[smcapstick]

Flimsy organ donor cards. I’ve just had to reinforce it with sellotape

How is a paramedic supposed to know if he needs to chuck some ice cubes in to my body bag if my donor card has crumbled to dust in my wallet. I want my corpse to remain FRESH.

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Flimsy organ donor cards. I’ve just had to reinforce it with sellotape

How is a paramedic supposed to know if he needs to chuck some ice cubes in to my body bag if my donor card has crumbled to dust in my wallet. I want my corpse to remain FRESH.

Can't an innovative man like you create one from some spare plate steel?

 

[itsalwaysme]

Can't an innovative man like you create one from some spare plate steel?

I think it's one of those interactive ones, it monitors the condition of the card holders organs, the more he abuses his body, too much wine etc etc, the more the card deteriorates, so when the paramedic turn up they can assess if it's worth bothering

 

[Paddington]

Do you want one of our frequent (ab)user cards, sir ?

 

[smcapstick]

Can't an innovative man like you create one from some spare plate steel?

Alas, I have no spare steel available. I weighed it in and swigged the proceeds

I think it's one of those interactive ones, it monitors the condition of the card holders organs, the more he abuses his body, too much wine etc etc, the more the card deteriorates, so when the paramedic turn up they can assess if it's worth bothering

I suspect the damage was caused by the tonnage sitting on it, so you're not far off!

Do you want one of our frequent (ab)user cards, sir ?

 

[grimmy]

The other half has booked tb readout day for my birthday...

Best hope for a good result then!

 

[abitdaft]

Peeling butternut squash! It's almost as frustrating as trying to get a calf to sook when it's took the pet
If anyone has any tips ( peeling, not calves ) please post here!

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Peeling butternut squash! It's almost as frustrating as trying to get a calf to sook when it's took the pet
If anyone has any tips ( peeling, not calves ) please post here!

Cut it in half, Lay each half on a chopping board cut side down (like a bell) and cut the skin off using downward cute working your way around.

Works for me.

 

[smcapstick]

I find the best way to peel a butternut squash is to take a sharp knife, cut open a packet of bacon and put it under the grill.

 

[roscoe erf]

Conversations that folk turn around to make it about themselves. Example..

I'd bought a new electric fencer because I needed it and was about to take off to set fence up on turnips when a farming chap who calls in regularly for sympathy, came by. Spotting the fencer, this conversation started.
Him. How much would you have to pay for a fencer these days?
Me. 120 quid,
Him. That is cheap you know, do you realise, that wouldn't buy me a single shoe, let alone a pair.
Me. (knowing what's coming) Oh right
Him. yeah last pair of shoes I bought were £400.
Me. Really
Him. yeh Ive always paid for quality
Me. well ye
Him. My shaver was almost 300
Me. oh right
Him. yeh wet or dry
Him. Coffee is another one, I only buy the best
Me. well that's good, I must get.....
Him. Did I tell you about my 600 pound jacket, triple layer blah blah fudging blah

Half a fecking hour of "let me tell you how bleeding marvelous I am"

sorry didn't realise you was in a hurry

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

sorry didn't realise you was in a hurry

He wasn't until you waffled on