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Was it brought on by chasing that lass in your avatar?(I have sacrolilliac join problems)
just askin'
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Was it brought on by chasing that lass in your avatar?(I have sacrolilliac join problems)
Was it brought on by chasing that lass in your avatar?
just askin'
And fermers keep saying they've not got any money,Conversations that folk turn around to make it about themselves. Example..
I'd bought a new electric fencer because I needed it and was about to take off to set fence up on turnips when a farming chap who calls in regularly for sympathy, came by. Spotting the fencer, this conversation started.
Him. How much would you have to pay for a fencer these days?
Me. 120 quid,
Him. That is cheap you know, do you realise, that wouldn't buy me a single shoe, let alone a pair.
Me. (knowing what's coming) Oh right
Him. yeah last pair of shoes I bought were £400.
Me. Really
Him. yeh Ive always paid for quality
Me. well ye
Him. My shaver was almost 300
Me. oh right
Him. yeh wet or dry
Him. Coffee is another one, I only buy the best
Me. well that's good, I must get.....
Him. Did I tell you about my 600 pound jacket, triple layer blah blah fudging blah
Half a fecking hour of "let me tell you how bleeding marvelous I am"
Some doAnd fermers keep saying they've not got any money,
They are all on benifits dont ya knowAnd fermers keep saying they've not got any money,
forgot about BOSSYBOOTS threadsThey are all on benifits dont ya know
Conversations that folk turn around to make it about themselves. Example..
I'd bought a new electric fencer because I needed it and was about to take off to set fence up on turnips when a farming chap who calls in regularly for sympathy, came by. Spotting the fencer, this conversation started.
Him. How much would you have to pay for a fencer these days?
Me. 120 quid,
Him. That is cheap you know, do you realise, that wouldn't buy me a single shoe, let alone a pair.
Me. (knowing what's coming) Oh right
Him. yeah last pair of shoes I bought were £400.
Me. Really
Him. yeh Ive always paid for quality
Me. well ye
Him. My shaver was almost 300
Me. oh right
Him. yeh wet or dry
Him. Coffee is another one, I only buy the best
Me. well that's good, I must get.....
Him. Did I tell you about my 600 pound jacket, triple layer blah blah fudging blah
Half a fecking hour of "let me tell you how bleeding marvelous I am"
Can't an innovative man like you create one from some spare plate steel?Flimsy organ donor cards. I’ve just had to reinforce it with sellotape
How is a paramedic supposed to know if he needs to chuck some ice cubes in to my body bag if my donor card has crumbled to dust in my wallet. I want my corpse to remain FRESH.
I think it's one of those interactive ones, it monitors the condition of the card holders organs, the more he abuses his body, too much wine etc etc, the more the card deteriorates, so when the paramedic turn up they can assess if it's worth botheringCan't an innovative man like you create one from some spare plate steel?
Alas, I have no spare steel available. I weighed it in and swigged the proceedsCan't an innovative man like you create one from some spare plate steel?
I suspect the damage was caused by the tonnage sitting on it, so you're not far off!I think it's one of those interactive ones, it monitors the condition of the card holders organs, the more he abuses his body, too much wine etc etc, the more the card deteriorates, so when the paramedic turn up they can assess if it's worth bothering
Do you want one of our frequent (ab)user cards, sir ?
Cut it in half, Lay each half on a chopping board cut side down (like a bell) and cut the skin off using downward cute working your way around.Peeling butternut squash! It's almost as frustrating as trying to get a calf to sook when it's took the pet
If anyone has any tips ( peeling, not calves ) please post here!
sorry didn't realise you was in a hurryConversations that folk turn around to make it about themselves. Example..
I'd bought a new electric fencer because I needed it and was about to take off to set fence up on turnips when a farming chap who calls in regularly for sympathy, came by. Spotting the fencer, this conversation started.
Him. How much would you have to pay for a fencer these days?
Me. 120 quid,
Him. That is cheap you know, do you realise, that wouldn't buy me a single shoe, let alone a pair.
Me. (knowing what's coming) Oh right
Him. yeah last pair of shoes I bought were £400.
Me. Really
Him. yeh Ive always paid for quality
Me. well ye
Him. My shaver was almost 300
Me. oh right
Him. yeh wet or dry
Him. Coffee is another one, I only buy the best
Me. well that's good, I must get.....
Him. Did I tell you about my 600 pound jacket, triple layer blah blah fudging blah
Half a fecking hour of "let me tell you how bleeding marvelous I am"
He wasn't until you waffled onsorry didn't realise you was in a hurry