what grinds your gears

[Lincs Lass]

Lorry drivers that don't wear Hi Vis jackets or sweep up the store

Used to get them ,,hurry up ,got to get to the weighbridge ,,,sorry driver but its all cleanings up and I cant do both ,,they got the message eventually .

 

[Robert K]

Used to get them ,,hurry up ,got to get to the weighbridge ,,,sorry driver but its all cleanings up and I cant do both ,,they got the message eventually .

Awful lot

 

[JeepJeep]

That's where the man in a van comes in .... Amazon Prime... all from the comfort of the chair.

Although I have said we will go to John Lewis for some pricey makeup she wants on the 2nd. 2nd being I think it might be quiet. I only need to be there to pay for it.

That was after the choice of a good pan set to go with the new kitchen or the makeup.

Shopping

Today was 2nd. I had to go shopping.

Closest John Lewis was half a shop so had to venture into Liverpool... Going to a City shopping centre is for stupid people but today was my day.. I was to be brave.

Had a "moment" at the till when the I saw the price resulting in the drive back to the tunnel to escape was a bit more spirited than normal but I survived...

Then...

Came home to a Hefty Fed Ex Import charge I'd forgotten amount. This "moment" could last days.

 

[Sid]

Everyone has returned to work today and decided they have missed me over the last 10 days so they call me!

Got fed up with calls put the bloody thing on mute. Leave a message if its important if not iss off! Grrrrrr

 

[ste]

Machine operators who turn up for a shift with a bad cold, then manage to pass it on to everyone else. I managed to avoid him until the last shift, but ended up stuck in a 5x4 basket for 10 hours with him

 

[Robert K]

Machine operators who turn up for a shift with a bad cold, then manage to pass it on to everyone else. I managed to avoid him until the last shift, but ended up stuck in a 5x4 basket for 10 hours with him

Oh dear

 

[roscoe erf]

Lorry drivers that don't wear Hi Vis jackets or sweep up the store

hello

 

[Pivo]

Guys wearing Camo pant and Hi-vis jacket [emoji102]
Does he want to be visible or not [emoji38]

 

[Ukjay]

hello

Actually, I have never seen you wear one, or was that what we saw hanging off your foot as you loaded the twin wall ?

 

[roscoe erf]

Actually, I have never seen you wear one, or was that what we saw hanging off your foot as you loaded the twin wall ?

no that was your pants

 

[Ukjay]

no that was your pants

What you doing with my pants you pervert ?

 

[suffolksmallholder]

Some years back I was on a motorcycle journey and was catching a pick-up truck on a dual carriageway. I noticed that the items in the back were dancing around because not much effort had been made to strap them down.
All of a sudden a 205 litre blue plastic water barrel decided to leap out and bounce down the road. Luckily I'd not got too close and was able to take avoiding action.

I was in Naaarwich today going to the saw doctor and briefly followed a trailer carrying a number of builders items and on top was a wheel-barrow. Not a strap in sight and it would not have taken much of a bump in the road to put the wheel-barrow into airborne mode. I said to myself that if the driver stops I'd politely explain but he/she turned off before I did so I never managed to say anything.
Three minutes with a rope/strap would save someone from injury!

SS

 

[Lincs Lass]

SE tax return ,,as bad as a trip to the dentist ,,,just as painfull

 

[roscoe erf]

What you doing with my pants you pervert ?

they got caught on my steelies obviously

 

[fred.950]

Itchy eyes.
Why is rubbing them so addictive?
I try and limit myself to scratching them just twice but only end up stopping when my eyeballs are hanging out

 

[Lincs Lass]

Itchy eyes.
Why is rubbing them so addictive?
I try and limit myself to scratching them just twice but only end up stopping when my eyeballs are hanging out

The more you scratch,the more they itch ,,and repeat

 

[exmoor dave]

Itchy eyes.
Why is rubbing them so addictive?
I try and limit myself to scratching them just twice but only end up stopping when my eyeballs are hanging out

We're feeding some beautiful hay at the mo but got each bale is like a hayfever bomb ?

 

[Ukjay]

Dry Eyes in the Cold Weather.

Person who named it Dry Eyes was having a giraffe..

 

[roscoe erf]

Dry Eyes in the Cold Weather.

Person who named it Dry Eyes was having a giraffe..

that would have made his eyes water

 

[Pan mixer]

Silage wrap, cold, wet and muddy blowing about in the wind.

How come, however careful I am, a bit of it always seems to wrap around my face when I putting it in the bin?