what grinds your gears

[betweenthelines]

Get your invisible art with certificate of authenticity here.....10% off to all TFF members. PM me for prices and payment terms!

You're not catching me out! Bought an invisible statue last year and it turned out to be a fake!!!

 

[Paddington]

I'm presently looking at contemporary art by the famous Petenkev brothers, particularly their works of holes, should be worth a bit in the next few years. Also I have acquired original invisible sketches of their early works, I'm sitting on a goldmine !

 

[melted welly]

I'm presently looking at contemporary art by the famous Petenkev brothers, particularly their works of holes, should be worth a bit in the next few years. Also I have acquired original invisible sketches of their early works, I'm sitting on a goldmine !

I’d buy one off you, would an invisible cheque be acceptable? Or perhaps an imaginary bank transfer?

 

[britt]

I’d buy one off you, would an invisible cheque be acceptable? Or perhaps an imaginary bank transfer?

Make sure it's well insured, take a few photos so that if it get nicked you can prove what it looked like. You know how picky these insurance companies can be. They will try to wriggle out of paying if they can. They might even claim that it's been found and bring it back, in which case you will need to be able to compare it with the photos to make sure it's the rite one.

 

[JWL]

Moral dilemma of yesterday.
That decision you have to make when getting back to the yard with a mates clapped out Manitou that you have been nursing along to load haylage bales in the field, severely testing your patience and the thing is very nicely on fire when you park it up.
My morals got the better of me so I moved it to the tap and put it out. Its parking spot was close to the fertiliser which did sway me a little....

 

[Bob the beef]

These guys are well behind the the gain line. @Kevtherev and @Cab-over Pete been selling invisible holes for years. Got a right good business going

 

[Kevtherev]

These guys are well behind the the gain line. @Kevtherev and @Cab-over Pete been selling invisible holes for years. Got a right good business going

We are the market leaders

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Undisputed

 

[spanners and hammers]

the holely grail of hole suppliers bar none

 

[Cab-over Pete]

We have been known to be called the pinnacle of hole suppliers.

In fact, we are both called A-holes very regularly. Never B-holes, or C-holes, always the A-holes, a bit like the A Team I reckon.

 

[spanners and hammers]

funny i had heard similar " bigest holes from wales to warks

 

[C.J]

We have been known to be called the pinnacle of hole suppliers.

In fact, we are both called A-holes very regularly. Never B-holes, or C-holes, always the A-holes, a bit like the A Team I reckon.

Do you retail , or are you just hole sale ?

 

[Gordy1]

They probably sell them in hole lots!!

 

[Gordy1]

I hear they dropped one of the holes off the back of their lorry.......the police are looking into it!!!

 

[Anymulewilldo]

Just been stood talking too brother about the calves while they were finishing milk. Collie pup wandering about. I wasn’t paying her much attention. Then brother bursts out laughing and points down.
The fecking pup has only shat on the toe of my boot. Dirty little sot.

 

[Courier]

You're not catching me out! Bought an invisible statue last year and it turned out to be a fake!!!

I think this one is genuine …

Fair point, wish I’d thought of it first

Wonder how the owner will verify it when they come to sell, I mean, they could knock up a couple of counterfeits and photocopy the certificate......couldn’t they? How’d anyone check?

Well this exhibit is absolutely genuine…

Taken in the National Gallery…13th July 2018 !

 

[sjt01]

I think this one is genuine …

Well this exhibit is absolutely genuine…View attachment 965772

Taken in the National Gallery…13th July 2018 !

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I would have been amused if the CHEP pallet police had impounded it.

 

[DrWazzock]

Firms selling fairly standard low value stuff that only let you buy through a dealer/franchise.
You spec it all up online and know exactly what you want but can only buy through a dealer. Dealer sometimes not that knowledgable, screws the order up, delays delivery and adds a markup. Why?

I won’t participate in that merry go round any more and find an alternative online supplier who can deliver and supply direct.

 

[Gerbert]

I put an advert up for some stuff I want gone. Someone bids far less then the asking price, no problem, I want it gone, come and get I say. Message back from the bidder that either he wants to know details or he doesn't want it. The mind boggles.
Might aswell be on "things that make you smile" .

 

[d williams]

Farmers who know it all phones ok to bale tue pm
Yep wrapping???
No be hay
Ok
Turn up start baler this isn’t hay ??
I’ve been making hay for 40 yrs
Ok two hrs later 214 6ft 120x70 bales on floor on way out happy farmer that baler makes a good bale you ok for Sunday another 20 ac be in touch Saturday
Roll on 15 hrs phone goes these bales are soft as sh!t
I’ll be there now
Bales four high stacked bottom lost shape bales sweating and hot as
Tell him wasn’t fit wouldn’t put in barn