What has been your weirdest farming problem?

Wherever I have farmed over the last several decades I have come across something different to make life "interesting".

In Northumberland an extremely heavy snowstorm on the night of 27 December 1978, followed by more snow for several weeks, caused me heavy sheep losses. I simply could not find them, mainly due to not being able to get around, and many perished. Obviously I was not alone in having losses.

I moved to Australia the next summer - drought (and you ain't seen nothing until you see an Aussie drought); kangaroos; rabbits - easily fixed with a few tons of carrots and lacing the 5th or 6th feed with an organophosphate poison; a mouse plague and (fortunately) the very edge of a couple of locust plagues. Scotland next, free range hens, so foxes of course, but also a Mountain Lion. I had to admire that beast. My wife saw it pick up a hen less than 10 yards from me and I never knew it was there. My best estimate was that it took about 300 over almost a year. I am pleased it was not partial to people!

Today I found a new one. Wild pigs are eating the lower nuts from the almond trees. Masses of broken shells, but the kernels are gone and so are the hulls (the green fuzzy covering that some drupes have and the kernels of which we eat as "nuts"). It is not so much the loss of the crop, but the damage they have done to the young trees. Several snapped off completely, so they have eaten all the nuts on those, and most of them with lower branches snapped off. I was last in the orchard (2 ha) on Monday, so only 3 days ago. From the amount of droppings and the quantity of nuts eaten there have been a lot of pigs in there. They can reach a reasonable height up a young tree by resting their front legs on a lower branch - probably the reason so many branches are broken off.

A couple of weeks ago I noticed a dark patch on an otherwise bright two year old "pig netting" plus barb fence. I went to have a look. A pig, or pigs, had been climbing over the top of the fence and the dark colour was mud all the way up the fence. Pigs might not fly, but I never knew they could climb.

This made me wonder - what has been the weirdest problem other TFF members have had?
 

Beowulf

Member
Location
Scotland
A pine marten!

Admittedly it's not actually much of a problem. It's been helping itself to a fair amount of fruit out of the polytunnels, but there is plenty to go around. I'm pretty sure it's living in the eaves of one of the buildings, and most likely nursing young.

I actually quite like having it around, but it has made me jump out of my skin on a couple of occasions when it jumped out of a corner catching me by surprise. Even my supposedly big vicious dogs are petrified of it.
 

Goweresque

Member
Location
North Wilts
Not a problem, but certainly weird - driving down the road the other day, see a car pulled up with its boot open in my gateway ahead where a lot of fly tipping has occurred. Think, hey it might be the flytippers, I can get their number! Then as I get closer I hear this odd metallic noise. And as I slow down and pass by, I see a young lad sat playing his drum kit in the gateway, behind his car..............a few days later he was at it again, this time inside the field as we were going in and out working. I smiled and waved......
 

Zippy768

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
Dorset/Wilts
Not a problem, but certainly weird - driving down the road the other day, see a car pulled up with its boot open in my gateway ahead where a lot of fly tipping has occurred. Think, hey it might be the flytippers, I can get their number! Then as I get closer I hear this odd metallic noise. And as I slow down and pass by, I see a young lad sat playing his drum kit in the gateway, behind his car..............a few days later he was at it again, this time inside the field as we were going in and out working. I smiled and waved......
Maybe he was fly tipping drum kits?? Panicked when he saw you coming and thought playing them would disguise his crime
 

Exfarmer

Member
Location
Bury St Edmunds
Not a problem, but certainly weird - driving down the road the other day, see a car pulled up with its boot open in my gateway ahead where a lot of fly tipping has occurred. Think, hey it might be the flytippers, I can get their number! Then as I get closer I hear this odd metallic noise. And as I slow down and pass by, I see a young lad sat playing his drum kit in the gateway, behind his car..............a few days later he was at it again, this time inside the field as we were going in and out working. I smiled and waved......
If you drive along 6 mile Bottom on the A14 nearCambridge , sometimes you will see a piper practising in the middle of nowhere. He cannot practice at home as the neighbours complain;)
 

Henarar

Member
Livestock Farmer
Location
Somerset
We had magpies eating our bull
he must have knocked his tail head and made it bleed and the magpies found it and pecked it till they made a hole then it would fill with blood and they kept pecking it, I tried blue spray that was a waste of time, I tried mustard but they seemed to like that with their beef I tried Stockholm tar but they pecked it off, we brought him in the shed and they found him I even waited for ages with the air gun but they never came in the end I got some spray carpet glue and stuck a square of hessian over it that stopped them
 

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