Marvelous improvisation. But my initial reaction and concern were, first, had you updated your Red Tractor soil management plan with your current plans; and, second, are those seats and crates to Red Tractor standard. It is most important. When you have finished I can send you to a few other places that would benefit from your ingenuity.
I now realise I am officially old and decrepit. The Mmmmm other connotation of a 'damp patch' never even crossed my mind. All I could think of was wet areas on skirt fen soils and then my mind slipped to that irritating bit of mould on the inside wall under a bedroom window. Ah well, such is life.thought the title would get traction