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This has to be on a par with the
How to remove a dead horse thread!
How to remove a dead horse thread!
This has to be on a par with the
How to remove a dead horse thread!
I agree, I would get them to arrest meI'd not go voluntarily get cuffs out officers, all adds to the story afterwards
Don’t worry they will be holidaying abroad next year like most othersThis needs to be reported in the press, just to show up the utter stupidity of the holidaying couple and the police...
Times or Telegraph.
The BBC is too full of arseholes to 'report' it without blaming the livestock farmer for global warming.
yep they will be turning a blind eye to whatever was nicked from farms last night in order to follow this sh1t [literally] upI thought the Police were supposed too busy dealing with crime , there we are paying our Council tax for this sort of shambolic nonesense.
I'd actually relish the opportunity to submit a statement to the cops about such a matter.
Firstly Daisy has always been bi curious, and Flo with her awesome eyelashes was always such an attractive Cow.
When Daisy appeared, now that's when the fun started..........
That’s the thing . If you get frustrated they can construe a breach of the peace and have stronger grounds for being there ...I think my response to the coppers that turned up would have got me arrested.
Even raise your voice and they can bring out the breach of the peace card to cover over being had for wrongful arrestPolice can only arrest if there's a necessity for doing so. If the person refuses to coooperate voluntarily, then an arrest may become necessary. However, I believe there would have to be "reasonable grounds" to suspect that an offence has taken place. Would a reasonable person believe that animals mating outdoors was an offence? If not, then it might be an unlawful arrest. The threat of an unlawful arrest complaint would hopefully focus a few minds.
That being said, I'm not a lawyer, so the advice I've given is worth what you paid for it.
Edit: It's also worth noting that the complainant may have omitted that they were talking about cows, or that that bit was lost in communication. If a police officer was told, "a couple have complained about sex in front of young children" then it all seems rather more believable.
My mate runs a beef and sheep farm. One of his neighbours has glamping pods which border my friends farm. Yesterday morning he gets a very irate couple in his yard going mad that his cows have been having s*x in front of their children. Apparently they’d gone mad at the glamping pod site owner who explained the animals weren’t his. They demanded to know who’s they were, so turned up. My friend basically just laughed and asked them to leave. Next thing he knows the police are in his yard regarding an animal indecent exposure and sexual matter!! I kid you not, he’s now got to give a statement about his cows today at his local station. Apparently he’s been invited in voluntarily but if he doesn’t attend he could be arrested.
All the more reason not to give them any additional ammunition. If need be, film the arrest. All the other Facebook/Youtube "victims of police brutality" do it.Even raise your voice and they can bring out the breach of the peace card to cover over being had for wrongful arrest
Why do parents try and hide this stuff which is fundamental to continued human existence? It’s no wonder that reproduction has been so sordidly over sexualised. What would they rather? Explain the birds and bees in a natural setting or let their kids work it out for themselves on some dodgy porn site.The problem here is the holiday twit couple were pis#sed off because they had to explain the birds and the bees to there stuck up kids and didn,t know how to do it, this would be comedy gold if some one could of get it recorded.
Send an invoice for the lessonThe problem here is the holiday twit couple were pis#sed off because they had to explain the birds and the bees to there stuck up kids and didn,t know how to do it, this would be comedy gold if some one could of get it recorded.