I get a bit carried away with the messages... I'd be rich if did some work instead of raking about on hereNew! you,new! less than a year and nearly 4000 posts
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Pluto Matt
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Hello everyone. My name is Matt and I'm not a professional farmer - I do have a bit of land but we use our land for other peoples horses and dogs, so it's not farming - although we are landlocked by farmers. And I feel a bit of a fraud for being on here.
I run a company that provides advice to businesses in the sexy areas of tax and wealth management! Yes, I know!
Most people lose sleep over tax, but trust me, 30 minutes in my company talking about capital allowances and you'll be dozing off like a baby.
So the reason I joined this forum? Farming is such a big industry in Norfolk where I live, and this is a way of me learning about the issues you struggle with. I'm here to watch and learn.... Also hopefully make a few friends along the way and have a bit of a laugh.
I run a company that provides advice to businesses in the sexy areas of tax and wealth management! Yes, I know!
Most people lose sleep over tax, but trust me, 30 minutes in my company talking about capital allowances and you'll be dozing off like a baby.
So the reason I joined this forum? Farming is such a big industry in Norfolk where I live, and this is a way of me learning about the issues you struggle with. I'm here to watch and learn.... Also hopefully make a few friends along the way and have a bit of a laugh.
Please, please, please tell me that what you mean by working in the sexy areas of tax and wealth management, is that you've got the bravissimo underwear models on your books
(And that they are all really dejected and unfulfilled working in their trade and want to move to the barren wastelands of Scotland, to the top of a windswept hill and tend to a few pigs and sheep..)
You won't have a laugh on here.... it's shite!
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- East Essexshire
...... pestering blondes!!I get a bit carried away with the messages... I'd be rich if did some work instead of raking about on here
Me.... Nah I wouldn't do that...... pestering blondes!!
Though I did pester the blonde burger van girl again today and left her my number... Mustn't have been too offensive to her cos she text a while later
Landyman
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Look and learn matt,look and learn
dstudent
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Congrats smooth operatorMe.... Nah I wouldn't do that
Though I did pester the blonde burger van girl again today and left her my number... Mustn't have been too offensive to her cos she text a while later
But please please refrain from mentioning your.....ass
At least untill you ve trapped the vict ops I mean invited the lady over
learn what exactly ? which pick up to buy ? which no till kit to use or your a tight sorry careful northerner ?Look and learn matt,look and learn
yes, like he says some pics wold be nice ....would it be near a Mount Te Aroha.... i think i visited there..Hi i'm Fiona and I'm dairy farming in NZ 460 cows for the last 20 years. My husband, who is a diesel tech by the way, and I also own a tractor & machinery repair business in town (Te Aroha) of which we are looking for 2 tractor technicians! Been advertising here for a while but there's just a huge shortage of good experienced techs. Is there anyone out there who would be keen to pop over to NZ for a job!!! ? We are paying top remuneration and have a favourable package for the right pereson/s. If you're interested or know someone who is please let us know!
.. long time ago though..
FonterraFarmer
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- Location
- Waikato, New Zealand
TeArohaTractors
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- Location
- New Zealand
YES IT IS !!!yes, like he says some pics wold be nice ....would it be near a Mount Te Aroha.... i think i visited there..
We have neighbours here from Somerset too, just saying
TeArohaTractors
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- New Zealand
yes, like he says some pics wold be nice ....would it be near a Mount Te Aroha.... i think i visited there..
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- Glen Clova, Angus, DD8 4RD
Welcome aboard.Hi i'm Fiona and I'm dairy farming in NZ 460 cows for the last 20 years. My husband, who is a diesel tech by the way, and I also own a tractor & machinery repair business in town (Te Aroha) of which we are looking for 2 tractor technicians! Been advertising here for a while but there's just a huge shortage of good experienced techs. Is there anyone out there who would be keen to pop over to NZ for a job!!! ? We are paying top remuneration and have a favourable package for the right pereson/s. If you're interested or know someone who is please let us know!
- Location
- Glen Clova, Angus, DD8 4RD
FonterraFarmer
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- Location
- Waikato, New Zealand
- Location
- Glen Clova, Angus, DD8 4RD
Yep! Hard, me.You survived Banks Peninsula?
Btw, he said to tell you it's time to get cab for that tractor
FonterraFarmer
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- Location
- Waikato, New Zealand
What next,power steering, air conditioning and electric windows in the ute? ffs what's the world coming to?Yep! Hard, me.
, he said to tell you it's time to get cab for that tractor
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RichardUK
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- Central Hertfordshire
Be glad to. Let me know when your back in town.
- Location
- Glen Clova, Angus, DD8 4RD
You forgot powershift gears, electronic linkage, common rail injection, ISOBus.........What next,power steering, air conditioning and electric windows in the ute? ffs what's the world coming to?
FonterraFarmer
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- Waikato, New Zealand
4 speed gearbox,carburetor, manual FWH's and points/condenser, guess what, it will always run!You forgot powershift gears, electronic linkage, common rail injection, ISOBus.........