Stressed farmer wanting new swear word

Cab-over Pete

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Location

Kenilworth, Warwickshire

• Mar 18, 2022

• #21

Nobspank

Ringpiece

Coyte

Twernt

Twunt

just make something up. The trouble is, nothing letoff steam better than a proper, good old swear. You can try and be as polite as you like, the moment you’ve finished the conversation you’ll have to let it out in private.

My Dad was great at swearing. Just the right word at just the right time. He managed to put the F word in to a sentence four times in a row without any other words in between one day whilst particularly exasperated. For a mild mannered chap as he was it was something to behold. The volume of each of the four rose as the sentence went on, steadily and with gravity.
It was extremely impressive.

It went something like…. “I’ve just about had enough of this f***ing, f***ing……F***ing, F***ING WEATHER!! “

 

WiltsLad

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Horticulture

• Mar 18, 2022

• #22

This is a great website:

Shakespearean Insults Generator

Visit this site dedicated to William Shakespeare including a Shakespearean Insults Generator.Fast and accurate Shakespearean Insults Generator.Have fun with the Shakespearean Insults Generator.

m.literarygenius.info

 

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hill shepherd

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Livestock Farmer

• Mar 18, 2022

• #23

Dash bon

 

yellowbelly

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Livestock Farmer

Location

N.Lincs

• Mar 18, 2022

• #24

Disconbobulation.

I think Blackadder suggested it as a word that Samuel Johnson had missed out of his first dictionary.

 

the-mad-welder

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Location

Suffolk

• Mar 18, 2022

• #25

I was cut up the other week and found myself shouting "C*NTLEG" at the other car.

No clue where it came from though!

 

roscoe erf

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Livestock Farmer

Location

South Wales UK Famous for rain and sheep

• Mar 18, 2022

• #26

Feck and away with you and rest your head

 

David.

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Mixed Farmer

Location

J11 M40

• Mar 18, 2022

• #27

yellowbelly said:

Disconbobulation.

I think Blackadder suggested it as a word that Samuel Johnson had missed out of his first dictionary.

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Half an excuse is all that is needed..

 

Ffermer Bach

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Livestock Farmer

Location

Carmarthenshire, West Wales

• Mar 18, 2022

• #28

Damno

 

Kevtherev

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✓

Location

Welshpool Powys

• Mar 18, 2022

• #29

Scub is a word my mate uses when I asked him exactly what one is he replied
Someone who scubs around but of a scubber I guess

 

JP1

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Livestock Farmer

Location

Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk

• Mar 18, 2022

• #30

"Bollock faced foghorn of ignorance" is a recent favourite

 

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Farmer 83563

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• Mar 18, 2022

• #31

Use a Welsh ones .... Ffycin Hel or Ffor Ffyc Sêcs

 

yellowbelly

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Livestock Farmer

Location

N.Lincs

• Mar 18, 2022

• #32

David. said:

Half an excuse is all that is needed..

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I'm totally disconbobulated that it wasn't mentioned - I was certain it was

 

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Lazy Eric

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• Mar 18, 2022

• #33

Sweet child o mine! Brian Potters, always made me chuckle

 

Gong Farmer

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BASIS

Location

S E Glos

• Mar 18, 2022

• #34

Pusdick

 

Tarw Coch

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Location

Bottom of Wats Dyke

• Mar 18, 2022

• #35

Cookin Fat

This thread reminds me of the machinery rep who’s cat had a habit of peeing in his shoes.
He had young kids at the time so couldn’t let rip with his first thoughts so came up with the above

 

john432

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Location

Carmarthenshire

• Mar 18, 2022

• #36

ERL said:

Use a Welsh ones .... Ffycin Hel or Ffor Ffyc Sêcs

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Come to think of it not that many truly Welsh swear names .that I can think of ..,diawl= devil , Uffern=hell, dammo=not sure ,to curse? The F word I was told is a relatively new term...prisoner would be asked ,what are you in for? " For unlawful carnal knowledge" he'd reply, o F**k. Replied his mate.

 

PSQ

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Arable Farmer

• Mar 18, 2022

• #37

Billy Connolly on the poetry of swearing. It's saved for the most deserving of times, and people:

- and for those not easily offended, it's best heard in his own voice.

1080539724736020480

 

Willie adie

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Location

Aberdeenshire

• Mar 18, 2022

• #38

Sh!thouse.
I think it is very underated

 

cows sh#t me to tears

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Livestock Farmer

Location

southern riverina Australia

• Mar 18, 2022

• #39

Tarw Coch said:

Cookin Fat

This thread reminds me of the machinery rep who’s cat had a habit of peeing in his shoes.
He had young kids at the time so couldn’t let rip with his first thoughts so came up with the above

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Some blokes I know used Canadian around the kids. And if it's really bad , French Canadian.
Could probably shorten it to Trudeau these days as he seems to encapsulate all off the above.

 

spin cycle

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Location

north norfolk

• Mar 18, 2022

• #40

f**k doesn't get thru swear filter......but irish 'feck' or ,in a london accent 'fawwwwk' does