diary of a comedy sheep farm

[Tomr10]

Question was due to all the tools next to it

 

[redsloe]

They look like there worth a punt for the money

How much are they out of curiosity?

 

[Tomr10]

Around the 6k mark I believe with 3 buckets

 

[Will 1594]

What shape are the fuel filler caps?

who do you wing if owt goes wong?

 

[spin cycle]

if i'd put it together meself it'd look like this

i paid £5500 +vat....parts only warranty so hoping being bog basic they're easily fixable.......dealer is only up road and stocks parts

 

[spin cycle]

DAY OFF....well almost

got to farm 7am.....huge ok single...dorset with rat triplets...one dead.....tld old girl expired......got sorted then just having rollie + coffee when yorkie turns up with hay....blowing a 'hooolie' so chilly natter.....they depart....K arrives and i sneak off to naam to get belated easter flowers for mrs spin to compensate for me being hopeless husband recently....pick up some pastries for admiral to

mrs spin is pleased with flowers so while she's in good mood i whisk her away to an exotic lambing shed to help ringing tails and goolies....i know...incurable romantic

noon we're all done .....time for my planned 'BIG BANK HOLIDAY NAP'.....a four hour epic of being warm toastie sleep ezy.....two hours in phone rings....mrs yorkie ...on way with more hay.....lazily i persuade her just to dump it off...i can imagine yorkies reaction 'bleedin lazy bugger ...what proper bloody sheep farmer sleeps 4 hours int day'.....so much so i wouldn't have been at all surprised if i'd found the hay stacked neatly in a circle enclosing the teleporter in yard...'tha'll bloomin teach im'.....but no...i suspect mrs yorkie might've intervened

4pm K beats me back to farm....two good sets twins......good sort out/fettle + home

 

[robbie]

I wondered what was coming next when I read you were whisking her off to the lambing shed....... I thought old spin might be getting a bit amorous in the straw but then I read about Mrs spin and the banding pliers which would be enough to put pay to any thoughts of that nature

 

[Lodekka]

Do you have a high pitched voice by any chance?

 

[firther]

morning spin, i'm hoping you've had a word with them canaries and told them not to get out of 1st gear tonight, we need points more than you

 

[spin cycle]

morning spin, i'm hoping you've had a word with them canaries and told them not to get out of 1st gear tonight, we need points more than you

you're unbeaten in five ......we.ve injuries in defence.....we're gonna crawl over the line i reckon

had the most terrible nightmare last night...it was literally a horror movie....i get nightmares a lot.....on the depression thread it's said nightmares are side effect of depression meds.....normally i wake myself up ...have a cuppa and snuggle up on sofa....trouble is mrs spin takes it as a sleight so tried to sleep thru it...but it was a mistake....i was tired, grumpy and feisty all day,,,,,washed out now

happier news ....cinders b'day.....15......birthday pancake breakfast once K arrived to babysit lambing shed.....twins + single overnight cept one twin had wandered off and she wouldna have it back.....think i've fostered it ok though.....nice setta twins pm....but things a bit quiet TBH

took out my 'rage' on local skip company who charged me for 12 yd3 but sent 7yd3 which insisted was what i ordered....corp b'card bill proved otherwise....they tried it on but i've another freebie one coming

paid some bills...paid some money in......started a bitta clean up in admirals quarters

 

[primmiemoo]

Happy Birthday, Cinders!

Hope you find a chance of a refreshing 40 winks this evening, spin.

 

[firther]

you're unbeaten in five ......we.ve injuries in defence.....we're gonna crawl over the line i reckon

We've a good few out too, even had to sign Richard Keogh from mk Dons were Pritchard a good player for you?
Anyway may the best team win

 

[spin cycle]

We've a good few out too, even had to sign Richard Keogh from mk Dons were Pritchard a good player for you?
Anyway may the best team win

he was good for us....a player who could run at defences with the ball....he was his own worst enemy loyalty wise....he was driving to brighton to sign for them when he heard we were interested and promptly turned round and drove to us cos he reckoned us a better club.....then when we were relegated he wanted to jump ship to premier club which was you......now not as good as he was i hear

 

[spin cycle]

could be a long night @firther

 

[firther]

he was good for us....a player who could run at defences with the ball....he was his own worst enemy loyalty wise....he was driving to brighton to sign for them when he heard we were interested and promptly turned round and drove to us cos he reckoned us a better club.....then when we were relegated he wanted to jump ship to premier club which was you......now not as good as he was i hear

Well my plea to take it easy went out of the window

Yea apart from a couple of games he's done very little, and he is injury prone, I think he's going to qpr at the end of the season

 

[spin cycle]

@firther ..m8....it's not you in goal is it

 

[firther]

could be a long night @firther

I might go down to the lambing shed

 

[firther]

@firther ..m8....it's not you in goal is it


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I told you we were crap

 

[spin cycle]

I might go down to the lambing shed

psst...think you might wanna stay there for hour or so more

 

[firther]

psst...think you might wanna stay there for hour or so more

They were nowt going on, so like an idiot I'm gonna sit here and suffer 2nd half