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[phillipe]

A sense of humour as well, you'll fit in well

Give him a week with a duck and mr p and that will be the end of his humour ,maybe we could create a naughty step. ?where when you are a anus you are sent to a thread with the above as punishment ,?

 

[Landyman]

Give him a week with a duck and mr p and that will be the end of his humour ,maybe we could create a naughty step. ?where when you are a anus you are sent to a thread with the above as punishment ,?

There would be a lot of people in that thread

 

[Alicecow]

The usual, a free hand out of all shooting, hunting, fishing rights and to sleep with all your wives!!!!!

Not really, as I said, I have an interest in farming/countryside, I am 35 and live in the city, we want to get out and have no experience of any kind. I am a fabricator/welder working in sheet steel up to heavy gauge structural steel, maybe handy for some people.

Not sure you'd want to sleep with my OH

 

[Staffyspen]

Give him a week with a duck and mr p and that will be the end of his humour ,maybe we could create a naughty step. ?where when you are a anus you are sent to a thread with the above as punishment ,?

My humour and sarcasm is endless my friend.

 

[Philip Watkins]

Not sure you'd want to sleep with my OH

He said wives, what are you trying to tell us Alice?

 

[bovrill]

The usual, a free hand out of all shooting, hunting, fishing rights and to sleep with all your wives!!!!!

You forgot your metal detecting hobby, and ambitions to rent five acres of woodland to do unspecified things in!

At least you're not looking for muck heaps and slurry pits to roll around in!

 

[phillipe]

My humour and sarcasm is endless my friend.

Going to need it

 

[Timmy_45]

Morning all. I'm Tim, have a small farm in South Wales. Currently trying to see if I can get a commercial success out of 25,000 Xmas trees. It's a bit of a gamble but it can't pay worse than sheep, and at least you don't find Xmas trees dying in the most public/inconvenient place possible!

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

The usual, a free hand out of all shooting, hunting, fishing rights and to sleep with all your wives!!!!!

Not really, as I said, I have an interest in farming/countryside, I am 35 and live in the city, we want to get out and have no experience of any kind. I am a fabricator/welder working in sheet steel up to heavy gauge structural steel, maybe handy for some people.

Already well ahead, You've met @Landyman


And not been put off by him

With those skills you could find some part time work helping out on a farm workshop and get a toe in that way.

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Morning all. I'm Tim, have a small farm in South Wales. Currently trying to see if I can get a commercial success out of 25,000 Xmas trees. It's a bit of a gamble but it can't pay worse than sheep, and at least you don't find Xmas trees dying in the most public/inconvenient place possible!

Another sense of humour has arrived - Things are looking up lads

Welcome aboard Tim.

The gang will be along to encourage / abuse you pretty soon.

 

[Alicecow]

As long as he doesn't get mistaken for THE @Timmy !

 

[Alicecow]

He said wives, what are you trying to tell us Alice?

I was being non gender specific and all inclusive

 

[Sussex Martin]

Not sure you'd want to sleep with my OH

If he isn't very good Alice all you have to do is SHOUT , I'm not very good either, but as the saying goes 'a change is as good as a rest' .

 

[Alicecow]

If he isn't very good Alice all you have to do is SHOUT , I'm not very good either, but as the saying goes 'a change is as good as a rest' .

 

[phillipe]

Morning all. I'm Tim, have a small farm in South Wales. Currently trying to see if I can get a commercial success out of 25,000 Xmas trees. It's a bit of a gamble but it can't pay worse than sheep, and at least you don't find Xmas trees dying in the most public/inconvenient place possible!

Afternoon timmy ,nice to have another of us on here ,good luck with the trees,

 

[phillipe]

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Morning all. I'm Tim, have a small farm in South Wales. Currently trying to see if I can get a commercial success out of 25,000 Xmas trees. It's a bit of a gamble but it can't pay worse than sheep, and at least you don't find Xmas trees dying in the most public/inconvenient place possible!

Oh and by the way somebody will be along shortly to tell you your doing it all wrong ,wrong trees ,wrong soil etc

 

[Alicecow]

If he isn't very good Alice all you have to do is SHOUT , I'm not very good either, but as the saying goes 'a change is as good as a rest' .

I'm not sure which is more worrying, your offer, or the 3 likes it has gathered

 

[Sussex Martin]

I'm not sure which is more worrying, your offer, or the 3 likes it has gathered

We seem to have a queue, you could end up being the most popular woman on the forum .

 

[Alicecow]

We seem to have a queue, you could end up being the most popular woman on the forum .

No.
No.
And thrice No.

 

[kbinteriors]

This is a random one for you all... I'm looking for a barn to hire in Cambridgeshire next year, do you have any contacts?