What % are you today thread?

[onesiedale]

90% warmth in the air at last. Grass for the cows and milk up 2 litres/cow

 

[Cowcorn]

95% been in the pub all afternoon, be 100% if the wife is in a good mood when i get home.

You lucky sod!!! Pubs are still closed over here , as soon as the reopen Norman and I are going to do a " day " . I havent had a good draught pint of ale since Christmas .
Me im presently in the ninties shure isint the grass a growing, the milk a flowing , the meal a slowing , get the money made honey before it all goes to
Crops are moving and forward prices are good .
The only fly in the ointment is 20 acres of sosr that i have yet to drill to cold up to now abd probably to wet now .
I should have stuck to my resolution to never grow it again...
But there will be a dry day isint there always ...

 

[yellowbelly]

Only finished lambing last week so I'm...............

..........but nowt a bit o' sleep won't fix

Other than that I'm 100% (can't theoretically be any more can you )

Anyhow, what's with all the long faces, you guys

When you all get to be cynical old sods (like me) you'll realise there's just no point wheretting about the weather, the feckin useless government, Red Tractor, red tape, BPS, slugs, blackgrass and Uncle Tom Cobbley n' all 'cos there's sod all we can do about any of it.

We're all still drawing breath - it's got to be a bonus

Remember, in 20years time, we'll look back and smile 'cos these are what will be the 'good old days'.

 

[Bill dog]

My youngest ( 10) , realised at teatime last night that the SNP are back in up here, and he looked appalled.
We need to sell and move to Australia he announced. It’s warm , and far away from Nicola Sturgeon!
I have little argument against his sentiments. NHS, Education, Police all at rock bottom standards, yet the brave heart crap wins votes.
I despair at our once great country.
So as he wants to leave and go to Aus to be an electrician. He’s only 10, but I’ll help him pack !

 

[M-J-G]

My youngest ( 10) , realised at teatime last night that the SNP are back in up here, and he looked appalled.
We need to sell and move to Australia he announced. It’s warm , and far away from Nicola Sturgeon!
I have little argument against his sentiments. NHS, Education, Police all at rock bottom standards, yet the brave heart crap wins votes.
I despair at our once great country.
So as he wants to leave and go to Aus to be an electrician. He’s only 10, but I’ll help him pack !

He's obviously heard that the SNP are "bad" from somewhere

 

[puppet]

99% got morning sex

Anyone else involved?

 

[Bill dog]

He's obviously heard that the SNP are "bad" from somewhere

Must be the playground political meetings they have !

 

[bobajob]

@michael N123 how's things this morning?! Is it another high % day?!

 

[Sharpy]

He's obviously heard that the SNP are "bad" from somewhere

The European leaders at presiding over drugs deaths while expending effort and funds on splitting up the UK after promising if they got a referendum it would be finished with for a generation. Sounds great......

 

[GeorgeK]

25% which is perfect, that's optimum performance. The modern farmer requires a robust blend of pessimism and apathy to correctly align themselves with the realities of the environment in which we operate

 

[Ramrod]

99% got morning sex

Pity you couldn't go all the way.

 

[teslacoils]

40 percent today.

Children delivered, wife set off to work, cup of tea, tank of spray, parcel to drop at Hermes, load of ironing, collect children.

Made tonight's tea yesterday. Load of bread in bread maker.

30 pressups so far.

 

[Gong Farmer]

30 pressups so far.

Ah, morning nooky for you as well, you mean. Don't know how you make it last for 30, mind

 

[Gong Farmer]

99% got morning sex

It was a dream, you fool

 

[teslacoils]

Ah, morning nooky for you as well, you mean. Don't know how you make it last for 30, mind

Your Mrs didn't say she was with me then?

 

[Forkdriver]

99% got morning sex

Does the wife know?

 

[Plopper]

10% , my old dog passed unexpectedly on Saturday morning and I am missing him more than I ever thought I would.

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

99% got morning sex

On your own or with somebody else ?

 

[M-J-G]

The European leaders at presiding over drugs deaths while expending effort and funds on splitting up the UK after promising if they got a referendum it would be finished with for a generation. Sounds great......

So you're a fan...

 

[Sharpy]

So you're a fan...

To be fair they are probably the most sympathetic to farming government in the UK.