What do I do with my TFF trophy points?

[snarling bee]

As title.
Do points mean prizes?
Do I get to wipe Clive's arze or something? Or get a free TFF beer at Groundswell 2023?

 

[Al R]

Free mugs once you pass 175 was joked around a few months ago?

 

[Jerry]

@Bald Rick likes them....

 

[Al R]

@Bald Rick likes them....

There’s something not right there though how he has the most points, must be some serious back handers or ar5elicking to get that many apart from being awarded them for “services to the Joke threads” and “sexually based postings”

 

[yellowbelly]

Do points mean prizes?

Apparently when you've got enough (no idea how many is enough ), you get to 'moderate' the Ooooohhhh thread.

That's why @Bald Rick is desperate to get as many as he can.

Maybe you could flog yours to him?

There’s something not right there though how he has the most points,

Has he?
I must go and have a look.

EDIT.... You're right @Al R - defo something fishy (perhaps not he right phrase in the circumstances ) going on there.
He's got 208 . It's not that long since he was wittering on that I'd got one more than him.
Perhaps he's secretly converted to direct drilling

 

[Cowcorn]

As title.
Do points mean prizes?
Do I get to wipe Clive's arze or something? Or get a free TFF beer at Groundswell 2023?

Given the Guvnors foul humour at the moment now is probably not a good time to be asking when we can convert our points to free mugs or better free beer !!!
Probably Clive will tell us all to bog off . Remember we are not worthy !!!!

 

[Bald Rick]

Apparently when you've got enough (no idea how many is enough ), you get to 'moderate' the Ooooohhhh thread.

That's why @Bald Rick is desperate to get as many as he can.

Maybe you could flog yours to him?

Has he?
I must go and have a look.

EDIT.... You're right @Al R - defo something fishy (perhaps not he right phrase in the circumstances ) going on there.
He's got 208 . It's not that long since he was wittering on that I'd got one more than him.
Perhaps he's secretly converted to direct drilling

Talking of fishy, I was watching a Jim Davidson performance on You Tube yesterday (with headphones on in case the delicate ears of Mrs BR were tuned in) and still chuckling now about ducks eating bread on a pond

Now then, as top of the leaderboard (sniff it) , I have to let you plebs know that @Clive sends me little TFF momentos on or around the first of each month usually featuring his face but I am sworn to secrecy whilst road testing the items

 

[Lofty1984]

W

Talking of fishy, I was watching a Jim Davidson performance on You Tube yesterday (with headphones on in case the delicate ears of Mrs BR were tuned in) and still chuckling now about ducks eating bread on a pond

Now then, as top of the leaderboard (sniff it) , I have to let you plebs know that @Clive sends me little TFF momentos on or around the first of each month usually featuring his face but I am sworn to secrecy whilst road testing the items

what like a dartboard ???

 

[Clive]

As title.
Do points mean prizes?
Do I get to wipe Clive's arze or something? Or get a free TFF beer at Groundswell 2023?

Free use of classifieds for life

 

[snarling bee]

I'll hold you to that when you start charging.

 

[Spud]

I'll hold you to that when you start charging.

It'd have to be better than it is now to charge for it!

 

[Clive]

It'd have to be better than it is now to charge for it!

what would you do to make it better then ?

i’m interested what it doesn’t do that the alternative paid service clearly do that makes it so crap ?

 

[Clive]

I'll hold you to that when you start charging.

along with TFF it will always be free for farmers

 

[Spud]

what would you do to make it better then ?

i’m interested what it doesn’t do that the alternative paid service clearly do that makes it so crap ?

Don't be getting your knickers in a twist Clive, I didn't say it was crap (You did that). It's for nowt, so I don't expect the world.

It's greatest flaw is that some adverts are several years old - as such one doesn't know if something is sold or not. Having rung up a few advertisers about a few items over the last year or so, and found they were all (without exception) sold some months before, I decided not to waste my time, or that of others, and don't bother with it any more.
A shame really, that what could be very good is spoilt by such a simple flaw, but hey, I pay nowt for it, so what can I expect?

 

[Derrick Hughes]

what would you do to make it better then ?

i’m interested what it doesn’t do that the alternative paid service clearly do that makes it so crap ?

In a ideal world we would have a custom app
And free sponsored TFF sports wear for all members

 

[Nearly]

Don't be getting your knickers in a twist Clive, I didn't say it was crap (You did that). It's for nowt, so I don't expect the world.

It's greatest flaw is that some adverts are several years old - as such one doesn't know if something is sold or not. Having rung up a few advertisers about a few items over the last year or so, and found they were all (without exception) sold some months before, I decided not to waste my time, or that of others, and don't bother with it any more.
A shame really, that what could be very good is spoilt by such a simple flaw, but hey, I pay nowt for it, so what can I expect?

There are enough other free portals, mainly facebook based, for shifting the general rubbish. Or perhaps ebay on £1 fees week for the specialised stuff.

 

[David.]

As it is free, and obviously resulted in a sale, it would only be good manners for the vendor to put SOLD on the advert, or so you would think.?

 

[Bald Rick]

In a ideal world we would have a custom app
And free sponsored TFF sports wear for all members

You’d be surprised what the points leader receives from @Clive ...

 

[Derrick Hughes]

You’d be surprised what the points leader receives from @Clive ...

A years supply of straw

 

[Kevm]

In a ideal world we would have a custom app
And free sponsored TFF sports wear for all members

That could be a dilemma if you see a bike rider wearing TFF lycra - do you knock them off or not