Can you still get that operation on the nhsSitting in an empty hospital waiting area for pre op assessment at 5.30 tonight... And every buggar is going home.
NHS at its finest.. And i can't even get a cup of tea or coffee
what grinds your gears
- Thread starter roscoe erf
- Start date
Tw@
It's not me this time thankfully - The Mrs broke her ankle and has to get it all plated and bolted together on Thursday.
Ouch did you throw her down the stairs again #wife beater onesieTw@
It's not me this time thankfully - The Mrs broke her ankle and has to get it all plated and bolted together on Thursday.
send her my regards she’ll have more time to bake now
Ouch did you throw her down the stairs again #wife beater onesie
send her my regards she’ll have more time to bake now
I'll pass on your suggestion..
No, whilst putting in some new rainwater drainage along the side of the house, she thought she'd help out and as she was passing some material to me - her ankle went full over and snapped the Fibula and displaced the Tibula.
Av Gorritt
Member
- Location
- NE Ches / SE Lancs
Sounds very nasty does that . Hope she recovers quickly (and completely!)
- Location
- DD9.
When you’ve got 6 different buckets for the loaders, one of which has “GRAIN ONLY” painted on it and the old man takes great umbrage at “getting moaned at” for continually choosing this particular bucket to disappear with and fix the road, mix compost, dig out drains, fill in drains, generally abuse and leave covered in shyte.
Takes longer to wash it than it does to change it for the earth bucket in the first place for fecks sake
Takes longer to wash it than it does to change it for the earth bucket in the first place for fecks sake
- Location
- Kent
You could paint it florescent pink and they wouldn't notice, I once sprayed my boots with big white dots so my dad would stop pilfering them though he is an 11 and I'm a size 9 in boots and he still didn't notice the only thing he did was if you tried to change the channel when he was snoring his head off, "Hey I was watching that!"When you’ve got 6 different buckets for the loaders, one of which has “GRAIN ONLY” painted on it and the old man takes great umbrage at “getting moaned at” for continually choosing this particular bucket to disappear with and fix the road, mix compost, dig out drains, fill in drains, generally abuse and leave covered in shyte.
Takes longer to wash it than it does to change it for the earth bucket in the first place for fecks sake
you know when your using a hammer with force and it slips out of your hand
- Location
- East Essexshire
I think it's Mjölnir.you know when your using a hammer with force and it slips out of your hand
simmy_bull
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- Location
- North Yorkshire
You need a big bit of bar and a padlock to put through the pin holes so he can’t hitch it on to use it!! And only one key!When you’ve got 6 different buckets for the loaders, one of which has “GRAIN ONLY” painted on it and the old man takes great umbrage at “getting moaned at” for continually choosing this particular bucket to disappear with and fix the road, mix compost, dig out drains, fill in drains, generally abuse and leave covered in shyte.
Takes longer to wash it than it does to change it for the earth bucket in the first place for fecks sake
- Location
- Scottish Highlands
Or just take the key out of the telehandler of course?
- Location
- DD9.
No no no
There’s 2 “good “ loaders and one with 14,000hrs. So the key is left in plain site on this high houred one, removed on the younger ones.
The old one is left easily accessible as the sacrificial telehandler, but a determined father can often see thru this rouse. Especially when he gets a whiff that there’s another one nice and clean and full of fuel.
- Location
- North West England
Gerbert
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- Location
- Dutch biblebelt
Tractor adverts with "very clean", "not cheap", "rare", "will become a collectors item" and to top it all off, no price.
I don't care about stupid terms if you just put the price on, and I don't particularly care about not putting a price on, but don't be a dick about it. Either be honest and put a price on, or don't say "not cheap".
This trend seems to be spreading, quite irritating. On the upside, gives me a reason to moan, which is my hobby.
I don't care about stupid terms if you just put the price on, and I don't particularly care about not putting a price on, but don't be a dick about it. Either be honest and put a price on, or don't say "not cheap".
This trend seems to be spreading, quite irritating. On the upside, gives me a reason to moan, which is my hobby.
- Location
- Scot Borders
Asian holidaymakers 
Turns up this evening having not read the emails from the letting agency giving him directions to the property and the key code . Mrs Bob has to talk him in from 2 miles away. Arrives and out jumps his kid and his wife to a one bed lodge that clearly states can only accommodate 2 people and absolutely no children in booking conditions. Sets up open flame stove next to wooden lodge. When challenged pleads ignorance and lack of English. Given chance to stay one night as long as child is paid for, who at this point is using the sofa as a trampoline. After much heated discussion he is asked to leave. Turns out he has only traveled from Edinburgh 35 mins away.
Since then a veritable avavlanche of texts condemning us to hell and damnation. Contacting his lawyer and getting the police involved. Just know he is going to play the race card
Just as well most of our guests are lovely
Turns up this evening having not read the emails from the letting agency giving him directions to the property and the key code . Mrs Bob has to talk him in from 2 miles away. Arrives and out jumps his kid and his wife to a one bed lodge that clearly states can only accommodate 2 people and absolutely no children in booking conditions. Sets up open flame stove next to wooden lodge. When challenged pleads ignorance and lack of English. Given chance to stay one night as long as child is paid for, who at this point is using the sofa as a trampoline. After much heated discussion he is asked to leave. Turns out he has only traveled from Edinburgh 35 mins away.
Since then a veritable avavlanche of texts condemning us to hell and damnation. Contacting his lawyer and getting the police involved. Just know he is going to play the race card
Just as well most of our guests are lovely
Feel your pain sounds so familiar had this in the past bloody chancersAsian holidaymakers
Turns up this evening having not read the emails from the letting agency giving him directions to the property and the key code . Mrs Bob has to talk him in from 2 miles away. Arrives and out jumps his kid and his wife to a one bed lodge that clearly states can only accommodate 2 people and absolutely no children in booking conditions. Sets up open flame stove next to wooden lodge. When challenged pleads ignorance and lack of English. Given chance to stay one night as long as child is paid for, who at this point is using the sofa as a trampoline. After much heated discussion he is asked to leave. Turns out he has only traveled from Edinburgh 35 mins away.
Since then a veritable avavlanche of texts condemning us to hell and damnation. Contacting his lawyer and getting the police involved. Just know he is going to play the race card
Just as well most of our guests are lovely
In-laws had some last year that turned up with a tent and said "we know it says sleeps 6 but it doesn't say we can't put a tent in the garden" - some cheek!
Courier
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- Location
- M62 - M1 - M18 triangle
Folk who refuse to use dipped headlights in foul driving conditions because their car has “Daylight running lights” on the front but are blissfully unaware that they are not displaying any rear lights at all 
