Can you still get that operation on the nhsSitting in an empty hospital waiting area for pre op assessment at 5.30 tonight... And every buggar is going home.
NHS at its finest.. And i can't even get a cup of tea or coffee
Can you still get that operation on the nhsSitting in an empty hospital waiting area for pre op assessment at 5.30 tonight... And every buggar is going home.
NHS at its finest.. And i can't even get a cup of tea or coffee
Can you still get that operation on the nhs
Ouch did you throw her down the stairs again #wife beater onesieTw@
It's not me this time thankfully - The Mrs broke her ankle and has to get it all plated and bolted together on Thursday.
Ouch did you throw her down the stairs again #wife beater onesie
send her my regards she’ll have more time to bake now
Sounds very nasty does that . Hope she recovers quickly (and completely!)
You could paint it florescent pink and they wouldn't notice, I once sprayed my boots with big white dots so my dad would stop pilfering them though he is an 11 and I'm a size 9 in boots and he still didn't notice the only thing he did was if you tried to change the channel when he was snoring his head off, "Hey I was watching that!"When you’ve got 6 different buckets for the loaders, one of which has “GRAIN ONLY” painted on it and the old man takes great umbrage at “getting moaned at” for continually choosing this particular bucket to disappear with and fix the road, mix compost, dig out drains, fill in drains, generally abuse and leave covered in shyte.
Takes longer to wash it than it does to change it for the earth bucket in the first place for fecks sake
I think it's Mjölnir.you know when your using a hammer with force and it slips out of your hand
You need a big bit of bar and a padlock to put through the pin holes so he can’t hitch it on to use it!! And only one key!When you’ve got 6 different buckets for the loaders, one of which has “GRAIN ONLY” painted on it and the old man takes great umbrage at “getting moaned at” for continually choosing this particular bucket to disappear with and fix the road, mix compost, dig out drains, fill in drains, generally abuse and leave covered in shyte.
Takes longer to wash it than it does to change it for the earth bucket in the first place for fecks sake
You need a big bit of bar and a padlock to put through the pin holes so he can’t hitch it on to use it!! And only one key!
No no noOr just take the key out of the telehandler of course?
Feel your pain sounds so familiar had this in the past bloody chancersAsian holidaymakers
Turns up this evening having not read the emails from the letting agency giving him directions to the property and the key code . Mrs Bob has to talk him in from 2 miles away. Arrives and out jumps his kid and his wife to a one bed lodge that clearly states can only accommodate 2 people and absolutely no children in booking conditions. Sets up open flame stove next to wooden lodge. When challenged pleads ignorance and lack of English. Given chance to stay one night as long as child is paid for, who at this point is using the sofa as a trampoline. After much heated discussion he is asked to leave. Turns out he has only traveled from Edinburgh 35 mins away.
Since then a veritable avavlanche of texts condemning us to hell and damnation. Contacting his lawyer and getting the police involved. Just know he is going to play the race card
Just as well most of our guests are lovely
In-laws had some last year that turned up with a tent and said "we know it says sleeps 6 but it doesn't say we can't put a tent in the garden" - some cheek!Feel your pain sounds so familiar had this in the past bloody chancers