foxbox
Member
- Location
- West Northants
Perhaps you could use a regular kick in the balls as a temporary procedure until the summer?
Getting the snip.
- Thread starter DocPhil001
- Start date
Perhaps you could use a regular kick in the balls as a temporary procedure until the summer?
foxbox
Member
- Location
- West Northants
i asked for him not to pull too hard and he didnt
Does it not dawn on them to not pull too hard unless you ask?
- Location
- East Sussex
Does it not dawn on them to not pull too hard unless you ask?
Have a mate that had it done and the tubes started disappearing into his abdomen so all got very excited whilst the surgeon and nurses try and get a better hold. It worked but his left bollock is now too tender to touch which makes life a bit easier when on ‘the job’.
glasshouse
Member
- Location
- lothians
Stuff that
marcusthehat
Member
Compared to the wife my Surgeon was very gentle with my tackle.
Perhaps that's why I did not find it more painful.
Perhaps that's why I did not find it more painful.
glasshouse
Member
- Location
- lothians
Jesus, the mind boggles
- Location
- Mid Norfolk
I had mine done a fortnight ago. The procedure was on a Thursday evening, I had planned to have a paperwork day on the friday and a lazy weekend.
My mobile rang on the way home from the clinic - something had happened at the calf rearers and the calves ordered for next week would be coming early, in fact they were being loaded that night.
I got sod all sleep that night thanks to the discomfort, up early the next morning, maxed out on co-codamol and went to work hefting hurdles and ducking in and out of cattle pens. When the painkillers wore off I felt like throwing up - like a regular kick in the balls X 1000.
By Sunday, they had swollen big time and every movement hurt. I took plenty of anti-inflammatories and hoped for the best. After a week the pain subsided and the swelling went down. Everything now looks and feels normal aside from an internal bruised feeling. I assume I did myself some damage on the day after the op.
The moral of my story: When the surgeon says "stay off work for 48hrs", do it.
By the way, since having the procedure, I seem to be horny all the time. Is this a common side-effect?
My mobile rang on the way home from the clinic - something had happened at the calf rearers and the calves ordered for next week would be coming early, in fact they were being loaded that night.
I got sod all sleep that night thanks to the discomfort, up early the next morning, maxed out on co-codamol and went to work hefting hurdles and ducking in and out of cattle pens. When the painkillers wore off I felt like throwing up - like a regular kick in the balls X 1000.
By Sunday, they had swollen big time and every movement hurt. I took plenty of anti-inflammatories and hoped for the best. After a week the pain subsided and the swelling went down. Everything now looks and feels normal aside from an internal bruised feeling. I assume I did myself some damage on the day after the op.
The moral of my story: When the surgeon says "stay off work for 48hrs", do it.
By the way, since having the procedure, I seem to be horny all the time. Is this a common side-effect?
davidroberts30
Member
- Location
- pembrokeshire
Its ok as long as the mrs is horny toootherwise you'll go hump her leg or summat
otherwise you'll go hump her leg or summatmarcusthehat
Member
Sounds like a win-win, certainly was in our case.
davidroberts30
Member
- Location
- pembrokeshire
Just don't forget to get the 2nd clear sample before letting rip
wasted years
Member
- Location
- Cumbrian born and bread
Really?
You think farting gets women pregnant?
davidroberts30
Member
- Location
- pembrokeshire
Just remember to get off the train a stop early
- Location
- Mid Norfolk
You can't get pregnant from a blow job.
davidroberts30
Member
- Location
- pembrokeshire
Depends where she spits it
davidroberts30
Member
- Location
- pembrokeshire
Get on the mrs tonight like the rest of us to make sure it still works
- Location
- West Wales
i asked for him not to pull too hard and he didnt
Did you have Mr. B Nur to
I explained to him what people do with bullocks, cut them out and throw them on the floor for the dogs, while he had me clamped, he and the nurses started retching!
davidroberts30
Member
- Location
- pembrokeshire
Did you have Mr. B Nur to
I explained to him what people do with bullocks, cut them out and throw them on the floor for the dogs, while he had me clamped, he and the nurses started retching!
i think it was- Tags
- new holland