Daily Positivity Thread

[Bury the Trash]

Coming drier next week after Sunday

 

[DRC]

Coming drier next week after Sunday

Nearer the end of the week according to our forecast .

 

[Sonoftheheir]

Nearer the end of the week according to our forecast .

Yes the change in the weather has been moved back a bit.

 

[Bury the Trash]

Not for us.
It's getting better here from Monday.
The power of positive thought

 

[Cab-over Pete]

Took my Twig back to the local high school today after the 14 month break.
Loads of kids and staff very pleased to see him.View attachment 962435

We have a PAT dog here too! Barley The WonderDog absolutely loves it.

 

[Two Tone]

Some 27 years ago, just before my son was born, the wife and I were at our first Maternity Hospital Antenatal Clinic meeting. The Midwife asked us each to stand up, give our names and tell everybody else about something nice that had happened that day.

One of the other husbands stood up, gave his name followed by “Sadly, nothing to report”.
Made the rest of us all laugh, which was nice.


However......
At the end of our last class, the Midwife asked if any of us had any questions.
That husband’s wife asked how long it would be after the birth before she could have a drink.
The Midwife said that she hoped she would find that soon after the birth, she would be given Tea and Toast.
“No!” She replied. “I mean a proper drink, such as a G&T!”

 

[Jameshenry]

Just been out in torrential rain to catch two ewe lambs that lambed earlier, got half way back and one jumped out the trailer and got mixed in amongst a group of others
On the plus side ol Jim worked well to catch them..myself and dog both looked like drowned rats when we got back to the shed

 

[DeeGee]

I’m always positive. No point being any other way. We ain’t here for long.

If somethings pish change it or change what you do. No point having regrets or wasting time.

Disagree.
I like being miserable, it’s what motivates me to get up in the morning: I just have a little smile and get it over with.

Must be awful to have nothing to get up for, I would hate to be one of those people who lie about in bed all morning.
Once the alarm goes off I just have to be up and about, even if it is only ten o’clock, I always say that an hour being miserable in the morning is worth two pretending to be happy in the afternoon.

 

[DrWazzock]

The best thing about pessimism is that when it turns out right it’s a pleasant surprise. The problem with being an optimist is that everything is either ss expected or it’s a disappointment.

 

[DrWazzock]

Didnt think this thread would get to 10 posts before Christmas

 

[Cab-over Pete]

The best thing about pessimism is that when it turns out right it’s a pleasant surprise. The problem with being an optimist is that everything is either ss expected or it’s a disappointment.

A pessimist is never disappointed

 

[ARW]

Disagree.
I like being miserable, it’s what motivates me to get up in the morning: I just have a little smile and get it over with.

Must be awful to have nothing to get up for, I would hate to be one of those people who lie about in bed all morning.
Once the alarm goes off I just have to be up and about, even if it is only ten o’clock, I always say that an hour being miserable in the morning is worth two pretending to be happy in the afternoon.

I also find my best humour in misery and misfortune but I am actually a positive person

 

[Boysground]

Some 27 years ago, just before my son was born, the wife and I were at our first Maternity Hospital Antenatal Clinic meeting. The Midwife asked us each to stand up, give our names and tell everybody else about something nice that had happened that day.

One of the other husbands stood up, gave his name followed by “Sadly, nothing to report”.
Made the rest of us all laugh, which was nice.


However......
At the end of our last class, the Midwife asked if any of us had any questions.
That husband’s wife asked how long it would be after the birth before she could have a drink.
The Midwife said that she hoped she would find that soon after the birth, she would be given Tea and Toast.
“No!” She replied. “I mean a proper drink, such as a G&T!”

Eccentric was an understatement for my mother in law (sadly no longer with us) she was feeding Bg Junior champagne before he was 48 hours old

Bg

 

[FG.]

My glass struggles to get half full alot of the time, but its at least 5/8 at the moment.(even the thought of another challenging hay making season isn't dampening my spirits)
New cocker pup in a few wks (for the misses really) and an Irish Water Spaniel pup end of the year, (for me)
This I'm probably feeling closer to 7/8.
Been a long wait, but the time is right for another.

 

[Will 1594]

Farmers love to moan , can't see the harm in it myself . It's part of being a farmer [emoji23]

Game keeper
If he is moaning about some thing
What’s wrong with my maize . So and so has drilled his . Nowt I said it’s still in bag going in this week Fert on and ready to go . Then he says oh well best wait till all rain passes don’t want it washing away
if he is moaning about summat he is happy

 

[andrew830]

Had a clear TB test first for a while,just need 2 more to be clear.

 

[cowmop]

We have a PAT dog here too! Barley The WonderDog absolutely loves it. [emoji106]

Can we see him?

 

[7610 super q]

Wearing masks has benefited people with ugly faces.

 

[Danllan]

It has stopped p!ssing down - for a bit.

Wearing masks has benefited people with ugly faces.

And those who usually have to look at them.

(Although, like padded bras, they could be be regarded as underhand and deceitful...)

 

[Derrick Hughes]

A pessimist is never disappointed

He must be under pressure today [emoji1787]