Honest (if odd) search for open-minded farmer

MattDM

New Member
Hi guys.

If there’s an award going for most unusual wanted post I’m going to stand a shot of winning it I think. I’m a normal, totally sane guy who gets a thrill out of manure (I’m otherwise very normal would you believe). I’m hoping to somehow find a friendly, open-minded farmer who would be open to the idea of letting me play around in muck (I recognise that a farm is a place of work of course) and I thought "hey wtf lets see if anyone on TFF can help". I’m fully prepared to pay for the privilege and I’m 100% genuine. I live in the S of England but travel about the country a bit. I recognise that this is a very weird request and I hope no-one reading it is too horrified :). Would love to hear from anyone who could help me out.
 

MattDM

New Member
Depends on what the farmer in question is happy with (I don't want to offend). I'd love to be covered in muck though.
 

Ukjay

Member
Location
Lost in Wales!
Is this for real?

Seriously - in absence of any technical detail for the reasons as to why you are asking to do such a risky thing for a farmer to allow you to do on their property, I need to ask if you have had a bump on the head, as what you are saying is concernable to say the least, even a fetish gone wrong one would say!!
 

ARW

Member
Location
Yorkshire
To clear things up, you just want to get covered in muck? I know fell in a slurry tank, luckily my legs went either side of the suction pipe and that stopped me going completely under, I was covered in slurry up to my neck, it was -2 and I had to drive home naked, it was far from a pleasure in my mind!
 

MattDM

New Member
To clear things up, you just want to get covered in muck? I know fell in a slurry tank, luckily my legs went either side of the suction pipe and that stopped me going completely under, I was covered in slurry up to my neck, it was -2 and I had to drive home naked, it was far from a pleasure in my mind!
To clear things up, you just want to get covered in muck? I know fell in a slurry tank, luckily my legs went either side of the suction pipe and that stopped me going completely under, I was covered in slurry up to my neck, it was -2 and I had to drive home naked, it was far from a pleasure in my mind!
Yeah that's all I'm after tbh (wow, that is cold though)
 

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Written by John Swire

With temperatures forecast to rise above 25°C, cattle producers should be prepared to mitigate the negative effects of heat stress on their beef and dairy animals.

“Cattle are fairly comfortable when the ambient temperature is between 15°C and 25°C over the summer months but if the thermometer rises significantly, production performance will start to suffer,” warns Jacob Lakin from Azelis Animal Nutrition.

“This is because both a milk production and growing beef animal will start to divert energy away from production performance towards keeping cool. You’ll notice if a cow is struggling during a summer heatwave because she will start to salivate heavily and pant...
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