Honest (if odd) search for open-minded farmer

[ffukedfarmer]

Imagen rolling around in the sheep pens after dipping in your boxers..... no thankyou hahahaha

I think i would rather watch barbie at the cinema or similar

Well it depends on what Imagen looks like?!

 

[REStracTORATION]

Well it depends on what Imagen looks like?!

Dahm phone..... imagen will look better than imagine

 

[REStracTORATION]

Well it depends on what Imagen looks like?!

Heres imagen for you to help you decide

 

[milkloss]

Why not just fap to something on the internet? That's what it was designed for .......isn't it?

 

[davieh3350]

Hi guys.

If there’s an award going for most unusual wanted post I’m going to stand a shot of winning it I think. I’m a normal, totally sane guy who gets a thrill out of manure (I’m otherwise very normal would you believe). I’m hoping to somehow find a friendly, open-minded farmer who would be open to the idea of letting me play around in muck (I recognise that a farm is a place of work of course) and I thought "hey wtf lets see if anyone on TFF can help". I’m fully prepared to pay for the privilege and I’m 100% genuine. I live in the S of England but travel about the country a bit. I recognise that this is a very weird request and I hope no-one reading it is too horrified . Would love to hear from anyone who could help me out.

Hi. I may just be able to help you with your (slightly odd) request...

I have a shed that I can't get into easily with the tractor (low doorway) it's about 14 foot wide by 50 foot long by about 3 foot deep, the stuff on top is a bit strawy, but underneath is just a pure heaven of 2,3 maybe even 4year old black slimy muck... I could really do with it outside... But I'm happy for you to come and play in it... and move it outside... I'll provide a graipe (though you can use your bare hands or even your teeth if you really want) accommodation can be provided right on site and I'm only asking a small fee of £12 per hour for the use. Is that fair? Normally I just love rolling about in it... But I'm a bit busy to play in it myself

 

[Kevtherev]

Should be on the WTF thread

 

[phillipe]

just uncovered the old secptic tank ,40 years of sludge ,your welcome any time.

 

[phillipe]

just uncovered the old secptic tank ,40 years of sludge ,your welcome any time.

 

[rc mx110]

And no one has tagged the resident slurry expert

 

[ARW]

And no one has tagged the resident slurry expert

Maybe this is his alias
Then he can really find out how deep the pit is

 

[rc mx110]

Maybe this is his alias
Then he can really find out how deep the pit is

That thought had crossed my mind too

 

[Ramrod]

You are all assuming Matt is a fella, could be alias of Matilda etc.

 

[ARW]

Look at his profile, 33 year old male.
He has gone quiet so maybe he has found somewhere to wallow

 

[wr.]

You are all assuming Matt is a fella, could be alias of Matilda etc.

Here's one for Matt and Matilda

 

[tr250]

A wind up surely?

 

[MattDM]

Look at his profile, 33 year old male.
He has gone quiet so maybe he has found somewhere to wallow

Not yet - there are some really understanding people on TFF though so who knows (I'm probably kidding myself but at the very least I've provided some entertainment).

 

[Adeptandy]

Its days like this I wish I had stock, I'd say yes to to prove if Matt was genuine in his request, and the remuneration would come in handy, could even be a good diversification revenue stream, all you need is an above ground swimming pool for a few hundred £ and the whole thing becomes a lot safer

 

[Ukjay]

Not yet - there are some really understanding people on TFF though so who knows (I'm probably kidding myself but at the very least I've provided some entertainment).

Is this a lone fetish or do you have female friends that do this with you?

 

[Extreme Optimist]

Would you need to charge VAT on this when invoicing......and how do you explain it to HMRC???

 

[Kevtherev]

@Hilly