- Location
- Moreton-in-Marsh, Glos
That is very unfortunate not to have received your BPS payment yet, although not surprising.
I had submitted a whole load of RLE1 forms. Then, due to receiving conflicting advice from the RPA, had to send a whole load of corrections. Then the RPA changed our maps without telling us (you almost have to login each month to monitor whether or not they have been fiddling around), which prompted lengthy emails. To be fair to them, they have now sorted the mapping issues out. However, due to all the errors with the maps, I thought we'd be one of the last to be paid. As it was we were very surprised to receive ours pretty swiftly. Must be that Christmas hamper I send to them each year.
That reminds of a very funny incident.
A Farmer was in the High Court suing a Chemical manufacturer for damages for ruining his crop.
However his evidence as to how he filled his sprayer wasn't good and he hadn't followed the guidelines.
So while the Judge had retired to ponder all the evidence before deliberating, the Farmer asked his expensive Lawyer what his chances of winning the case were.
The Lawyer shook his head and said that he hadn't got a hope of winning. He had never come across a less deserving case.
So the Farmer asked his Lawyer if he could send the Judge a case of Malt Whiskey would that help?
The lawyer said that this was the last thing he should do because it would be seen as a bribe and that the Farmer would certainly lose.
The next day, everybody was surprised that the Judge pronounced that the Farmer had won his case!
The Lawyer was completely at a loss and dumbfounded as to how the Farmer had won.
The Farmer said he had in fact sent the Judge a case of Whisky with an attached note saying it was from the Chemical manufacturer!