Which reminds me of a song by Aussie comedian/singer Kevin bloody Wilson titled You Can’t Say C#%t In CanadaSome blokes I know used Canadian around the kids. And if it's really bad , French Canadian.
Could probably shorten it to Trudeau these days as he seems to encapsulate all off the above.
Cer i grafu or Cer i grafu dy dwll dîn!I was told the worst thing you could say in Welsh was (translated) "go scratch the hole in your bum", usually just shortened to "go scratch". Very rude.
My mother never swore. She did say "Hells bells and buckets of blood" which has a nice assonance to it, and a hard B does help!
I’m a big believer in putting anything important in a written letter, don’t know if it carry’s more weight or if they just laugh at me at the other end but it keeps me happy/saneLittle one was quite colourful after spending an hour talking to HSBC to no avail and when the call centre closing time arrived just cut him off in mid sentence.
How hard is it to change the mobile number to use for the security text?
I suggested he write a letter and drop it in the branch letterbox. He didn't think that would work.
Trouble is, I'm 20thC and he's 21stC.
Justin or Jacinda!!! The perfect word to describe something thats totally fecking useless/incompetent or a person who's out of their depth and or totally fecks anything they are involved in, ehA rant! Pure and simple! Got to let off steam but I need a new vaguely polite swear word! been onto a firm for the 5th time over several weeks today to sort out the same problem. 30 minutes minimum wait time for each call listening to GASTLY music. Cut off 3 times after 20 minutes. Today been on the phone on and off waiting since 10!! and still no answer. BEAUTIFULL spring day outside. 1st time for weeks. So, something that can be said with great feeling without Granny disowning me?
Can't help with the swear words but can't you just ring the number, put your phone on speaker, or ear phones and carry on as normal?A rant! Pure and simple! Got to let off steam but I need a new vaguely polite swear word! been onto a firm for the 5th time over several weeks today to sort out the same problem. 30 minutes minimum wait time for each call listening to GASTLY music. Cut off 3 times after 20 minutes. Today been on the phone on and off waiting since 10!! and still no answer. BEAUTIFULL spring day outside. 1st time for weeks. So, something that can be said with great feeling without Granny disowning me?
1 of my dads friends bought a pigeon off his neighbour when he was 14 and the pigeon died the next day so he went to the house and was greeted by the wife, upon opening the door he shouted “You can tell that f***ing fu**er the fu**ing fu**ers fu**ed”Nobspank
Ringpiece
Coyte
Twernt
Twunt
just make something up. The trouble is, nothing letoff steam better than a proper, good old swear. You can try and be as polite as you like, the moment you’ve finished the conversation you’ll have to let it out in private.
My Dad was great at swearing. Just the right word at just the right time. He managed to put the F word in to a sentence four times in a row without any other words in between one day whilst particularly exasperated. For a mild mannered chap as he was it was something to behold. The volume of each of the four rose as the sentence went on, steadily and with gravity.
It was extremely impressive.
It went something like…. “I’ve just about had enough of this f***ing, f***ing……F***ing, F***ING WEATHER!! “
I've also learnt that the TFF swear-o-meter isn't bilingualAs a proud Welsh speaker, it won't come as a surprise that I'd urge the OP to look at the Welsh language for a solution.
Brych (afterbirth)
Cachwr (shitter)
Diawl (devil)
Ffwrch (vagina)....add twrch (mole) in front for an impressive rhyming term.
Twmffat (idiot)
Cachgi (coward)
Cont (you don't need me to translate that)
Cwd (scrotum)
Hwch my uncle used to say which I think is Sow but if a ewe wouldn’t load into a trailer they’d be called a hwchAs a proud Welsh speaker, it won't come as a surprise that I'd urge the OP to look at the Welsh language for a solution.
Brych (afterbirth)
Cachwr (shitter)
Diawl (devil)
Ffwrch (vagina)....add twrch (mole) in front for an impressive rhyming term.
Twmffat (idiot)
Cachgi (coward)
Cont (you don't need me to translate that)
Cwd (scrotum)
I wish it was that easy! 1st u have to work your way though multiple options having made sure not only that you're using a landline .. cordless .. but that you have a 2nd one charged up in case the first one goes flat because of the wait ... and believe me, I've had it happen! This is the one advantage over a mobile. Yes, you can carry on working all round the house, but they will eventually answer .. if you're lucky .. when you are as far away as possible from where all the relevant papers are... or worse .. in the loo! No longer do you get ' good afternoon, sorry to keep you waiting', now it's 'what's your account number' and if you don't answer in about 10 seconds flat .. and all your notes are further away than that .. they hang up!Can't help with the swear words but can't you just ring the number, put your phone on speaker, or ear phones and carry on as normal?
No phone signal?