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Kevtherev

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Location
Welshpool Powys

Kevtherev

Member
Location
Welshpool Powys
Forgot the minister of drainage in the lower field @YorkshireAndrew
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Location
Devon
If you've got all these ministers, you're going to need a few diplomats :unsure:

The most diplomatic guy on here must be @gone up the hill :scratchhead:

:playful::playful:

I tell it like it is.

And for sure if we started a anti direct drilling/ min till/ no till advisory group and sent its report the ERFA committee and said we represent the views of all TFF arable farmers like that TFF grassroots lot have done with the so called rubbish ( sorry evidence ) that they submitted to the EFRA committee ref grassland i would not see it getting the backing of Clive or TFF like that grass roots total and rubbish misleading group seem to have done so!
 
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Everyone knows it’s not really the ministers that make any real decisions. They know next to bugger all about what they’re supposed to be in charge of, so in that knowledge, I accept the post of minister for lime, but request @Mounty to be the man that is actually steering the ship.

That way I can take all the glory, spend taxpayers money on useless stuff, shout and wave papers around at Prime Ministers question time like a drunken tramp and rove about shagging any fit female ministers you appoint until I get sacked.
 

Nearly

Member
Location
North of York
Back in the summer of '89, I found myself sipping cocktails with Joanna Lumley at the Raffles Hotel in Singapore. Conversation naturally turned to crop establishment methods. Joanna raised an eyebrow and exclaimed " A true gentleman knows how to direct drill.........but doesn't ".
Let's face it, in '89 you both looked better than you do now. She still looks better than you though.
 

Mounty

Member
Arable Farmer
Location
Suffolk
Everyone knows it’s not really the ministers that make any real decisions. They know next to bugger all about what they’re supposed to be in charge of, so in that knowledge, I accept the post of minister for lime, but request @Mounty to be the man that is actually steering the ship.

That way I can take all the glory, spend taxpayers money on useless stuff, shout and wave papers around at Prime Ministers question time like a drunken tramp and rove about shagging any fit female ministers you appoint until I get sacked.

So you basically want me to be your Dominic Cummings?😂
 

Spencer

Member
Location
North West
If you had a collective TFF advisory group here’s some of who I’d vote in
Minister of lime @Cab-over Pete
Minister of organic farming @Sid
Minister of ploughing and cultivations
@7610 super q and @Bury the Trash
Minister of sheep’s @neilo
Minister of alternative businesses @Clive
Minister of alternative transport @Derrick Hughes
Northern correspondent @yellowbelly
Market reports @sherg and @Northeastfarmer
That’s just a few I can think of
The northern correspondent is based in Lincolnshire :unsure::scratchhead:
 

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