Dodgy bastewards

[Cowmansam]

Did you chase them or did they chase you if you was getting chased why didn’t you just slam the brakes on rear cross member in a Truck makes a right mess of the front of a car

 

[76masseyman]

Don’t take this the wrong way, but generally if you are selling drugs you don’t sit in a lay by drawing attention to yourself revving your engine and you don’t chase random folk in pick up trucks about in your beat up old car. More likely just a pair of pikey scum bags.

Enticing you away so their mates can do your place over.

 

[CopperBeech]

I really think it's time to legalise drugs and then the criminal element will be stuffed.
Let's face it the illegal nature of the product doesn't appear to be stopping supply.
If people are daft enough to take drugs then not much we can do to stop them but if legalised then perhaps they can be helped with the addiction.

What he said!

 

[ARW]

You need a big battery stereo in the hedge with a remote that plays a certain note that makes you sh!t yourself

 

[M-J-G]

Don’t take this the wrong way, but generally if you are selling drugs you don’t sit in a lay by drawing attention to yourself revving your engine and you don’t chase random folk in pick up trucks about in your beat up old car. More likely just a pair of pikey scum bags.

I'd agree, anyone involved in drugs generally want operate in as covert a manner as possible.

If the vehicle is registered as a transit they have committed an offence, so like a lot of cops, the one on the phone didn't know much about the law.

 

[wanton dwarf]

If you know they arrive like clockwork.

Then apply sharp objects so their tyres are destroyed - being careful not to harm other folk if possible.

Alternatively you could report someone acting strangely with a what you thought was a firearm or maybe a machete. But I suggest you do that from a location and phone that's not linked to you personally. I reported a neighbour for dealing in drugs .. but saw no action taken by the police - they are worse than useless.

 

[Bill the Bass]

How about lying quietly in your bed with ear plugs rather than auditioning for Fast and Furious 7.
It is tempting to do all sorts of harm to others but generally it doesn't end well.
A bloke was jailed for chasing and knocking down a burglar who fled on a motorbike and some have a wider community network who have no scruples about stealing or fire-raising.
Good luck

I agree to a point, but where does it end? You can’t rely on the police to protect your property or even family

Don’t take this the wrong way, but generally if you are selling drugs you don’t sit in a lay by drawing attention to yourself revving your engine and you don’t chase random folk in pick up trucks about in your beat up old car. More likely just a pair of pikey scum bags.

I would be inclined to agree if I didn’t know just how much drug activity was going on locally

Did you chase them or did they chase you if you was getting chased why didn’t you just slam the brakes on rear cross member in a Truck makes a right mess of the front of a car

They chased me, I am no ‘have a go hero’. I didn’t think they would be the types to exchange details, I just wanted to get shot of them and get back to the family.

 

[Cowmansam]

Soon sh!t em up paint a beacon blue drive down the lane won’t be back anytime soon

 

[Grassman]

Soon sh!t em up paint a beacon blue drive down the lane won’t be back anytime soon

I would think some blue flashing Christmas lights would useful

 

[Wurzeetoo]

You need a big battery stereo in the hedge with a remote that plays a certain note that makes you sh!t yourself

or Cliff richards greatest hits

 

[betweenthelines]

If they are criminals and you scare them away, they'll just carry on their activities somewhere else.

In this case it sounds like they were just out for a "laugh" when you came along and reacted when they chased you.

 

[CPF]

Do your fields border the laybys? Any way of tipping some human shoit or chicken muck near them. The honk may put them off

NO that’s not going to work. Sounds like they like good sh!t.

 

[CPF]

The cure for the problems in the UK.
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You miss read OP opening statement he said dodgy bastewared in ley-bys
Not dogging in ley-bys

 

[Tarw Coch]

I would think some blue flashing Christmas lights would useful

You can buy blue flashing LED’s on tinternet but impersonating a police officer is an offence and I think we can guess which would be the easiest result for plod.

 

[haybob]

When you see them again, call the police and tell them you can hear gun shots. That should get some cops out

 

[M-J-G]

If you know they arrive like clockwork.

Then apply sharp objects so their tyres are destroyed - being careful not to harm other folk if possible.

Alternatively you could report someone acting strangely with a what you thought was a firearm or maybe a machete. But I suggest you do that from a location and phone that's not linked to you personally. I reported a neighbour for dealing in drugs .. but saw no action taken by the police - they are worse than useless.

Our old house was the old farm gatehouse, and some clowns used to sit outside the gates and eat junk food, smoke joints, and throw all their crap out on the road and then start up and screech off in their souped up piece of sh1t car at 2 in the morning, until one night some innovative individual went and looped a big long 1 inch rope round one side of their axle and the other end to a tree.

 

[jimmer]

I went to our local yoofs gathering place, produced my old English scythe, and started to sharpen it in full view
The sound of central locking was followed by a convoy of brake lights

 

[Drillman]

There is a known drugs drop off point near me - someone parks up, goes for a walk,leaves drugs in place. Bit later, someone comes to collect. Plod gives precisely zero fooks.

Easy solution, once the white powder has been dropped off and while no one is about nip down with a gallon of combustion enhancer and a box of swan vesta,

 

[Spuddler]

Just ring plod up ingognito and tell em they are in the lay-by and one of them has a gun on show.

 

[colhonk]

couple of weeks ago my son was in his allotment, Him and others heard gunshots at indusrial estate over fence, they could see a couple of cars and scumbags there, phoned police,,,, you know what I am going to say ,,, yep, still waiting for police to show.
Few year back some summy with dog and his little kid ( well it may have been his,or not) in my field, fired a pigeon scarer rocket across field as there were pigeons on my wheat did not notice that he was in the direction of where the bang was. anyway, seen him going back to his car and he drove like a scumbag (you may notice I like that word) down main road and past me the did a 6 point turn and drove straight at me, He may have noticed the big rock I had in my raised hand, but he missed, stopped and hurled abuse at me and my wife that he was going to come back and get my family.. ALL the while I was on the phone to local cop shop and the officer quite plainly heard the threat, NO NO not a real threat she says, Utter waste of time the police. It unerved my wife for a while after wards. anyway, the scum quickly drove off when I walked across the road towards him. All this with a 7 or 8 year old kid with him. Oh, the car did not exist by the number plate.