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[Bald Rick]

Nearly gave me heart failure when going to the computer for cow cards.
Just under 4cm long and chestnut in colour

 

[mf7480]

may bug

 

[Ukjay]

Nearly gave me heart failure when going to the computer for cow cards.
Just under 4cm long and chestnut in colour

Dunno, but looks like its sh!t all over your monitor

 

[vantage]

Colorado beetle! Make sure you tell your potato growing neighbours!

 

[Bald Rick]

may bug

They also known as cock chafers?

 

[Exfarmer]

Well looking at your screen and some of your posts I think it proves the old adage
dirty screen, dirty mind

 

[Wooly]

Looking at your screen, it could be a dung beetle !!

 

[Bald Rick]

Ffs ... arable farmers with their clean screens
Anyway it's fly sh!t and other insect stuff

 

[Ukjay]

Anyway it's fly sh!t and other insect stuff

 

[Gong Farmer]

They also known as cock chafers?

Or nylon knickers as they're also known.

May bug, or in Scotland a June bug, chafer beetle or cockchafer. larvae are nasty pieces of work, don't want them near your motherboard.

 

[deleted user 837354]

Cockchafer. If the adults gave you a heart attack the larvae look like maggots from outer space.

 

[YELROM]

Nearly gave me heart failure when going to the computer for cow cards.
Just under 4cm long and chestnut in colour

Are you not supposed to polish the monitor every morning for you assurance scheme ?

 

[Bald Rick]

Are you not supposed to polish the monitor every morning for you assurance scheme ?

If the auditor could have seen it, it's likely We'd have been pinged on that too.
Haven't dared to open the non compliance email yet ....

 

[britt]

Surely it's a computer bug !

 

[Surgery]

Nearly gave me heart failure when going to the computer for cow cards.
Just under 4cm long and chestnut in colour

[/QUOTEmay bug

 

[pappuller]

Ffs ... arable farmers with their clean screens
Anyway it's fly sh!t and other insect stuff

A proper dairy farmers monitor there Ricky [emoji23]

 

[Dman2]

He likes his porn dirty

 

[Av Gorritt]

Did it hum when you found it? might be a humbug !

 

[Princess Pooper]

First one I ever encountered was one that flew in my open bedroom window at night and promptly got stuck in my hair before I had seen it. Goodness it gave me a scare, horrendously loud buzzing (trying to fly) and then I put my hand up and felt the size of it...

 

[onesiedale]

Nearly gave me heart failure when going to the computer for cow cards.
Just under 4cm long and chestnut in colour

Haha. We must have had his twin brother visit us yesterday too. We sat him on the kitchen table and had a googling session to find out he's a cockchafer. ?