Faaaaaaack.Is that what you guys from yon side of Offa's Dyke call dry
If the likes of me and @Breckland Boy had as much moisture as that, we'd be getting the rowing boats out.
Here's a dry bit of lawn....
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......drier than the dry bits on a burnt bit of toast
Just think of the savings of valuable fossil fuel and manpower - no lawn mowing required
Only snag is, most of our grazing looks the same
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My lawn is deader than your lawn thread
- Thread starter Bald Rick
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well these farmers have to have something to moan aboutYes,we‘ll still be saying that in August.....
Not here.
Should have been
, cows have grazed it lightly twice too, much to the wife's annoyance 
Y Fan Wen
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- Location
- N W Snowdonia
Amusing to note that a dairy farmer seems to be growing docks in his lawn.
I cut the lawn last Friday, the part in the shade was quite long and the part in the sun was brown but a good crop of daisies. The mower pulverised the cuttings to dust and I suffered from an attack of hay fever for the next 36 hours. I have never ever suffered from hay fever in my life before and I thought I had got the dreaded C19 of course.
I cut the lawn last Friday, the part in the shade was quite long and the part in the sun was brown but a good crop of daisies. The mower pulverised the cuttings to dust and I suffered from an attack of hay fever for the next 36 hours. I have never ever suffered from hay fever in my life before and I thought I had got the dreaded C19 of course.
oh you might win then spread some woodworm manure on it its like rocket fuelNot here.
Nice "herbal" ley there Delilah
The 'herbs' are round the back of the shed out of sight
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- Location
- N.Lincs
Well, a couple of showers last week, so went from this.....
Seriously thinking about entering the 'My Lawn is Greener Than Your Lawn' competition now
- Location
- East Sussex
Bet you've serviced and repainted the Suffolk Punch already!
Hopefully the Gardener has got it sorted