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Ploughing Banter - aka did the earth move for you ;)

Sarn ploughing match - very topical but just as a welcome - surely not coincidence - but new grass seed varieties on show today....

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Guesses please as to which is Westerwold .......and which is Compensation?. :oops::unsure::rolleyes::D
It must be the one in the red bucket as Doncaster is now Labour
 

Mrichardson

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Does it like meat pies like the ones we have at your match . And when you guess who it is don't tell.
Hi Rusty
I got you today.
I followed someone who knows you. He gave me the slip twice, but I got you in the end. I should have known when you mentioned our meat pies, because your wife likes our pies too.
Anybody who packed up today want their arses kicking, they should have done what Nick Morley did, he followed a master ploughman every round. I bet he learnt something from the master ploughman, Ray Alderson today. Well ploughed Ray in terrible conditions.
Maurice R
 
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Hi Rusty
I got you today.
I followed someone who knows you. He gave me the slip twice, but I got you in the end. I should have known when you mentioned our meat pies, because your wife likes our pies too.
Anybody who packed up today want their arses kicking, they should have done what Nick Morley did, he followed a master ploughman every round. I bet he learnt something from the master ploughman, Ray Alderson today. Well ploughed Ray in terrible conditions.
Maurice R
I was a bit surprised to see the world style guys pack up especially as the procedes were to heip sponsor the world ploughing in Kenai. .....thought it would be good practice in dry hard ground
 

Howard150

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Yorkshire
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Reports have it that the team set up to trace the missing presumed stolen furrow in North Yorkshire, have travelled to North Wales to investigate a similar theft amid fears that things are escalating to National level.

A police spokesman said -
"The theft left a rather large hole and we are currently looking into it"

When questioned the ploughman is reported to have said -
""And there it was - gone"

Police are appealing for witnesses and are concerned about the blatant daring of the gang, especially as the theft took place so close to the car park in full view of the public.

A known suspect from the Clitheroe area has been ruled out as at the time the theft was noticed he was 200 miles away fettling a plough for use on Sunday in Lincolnshire and fretting about how to get there.
 
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arcobob

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Location
Norfolk
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Reports have it that the team set up to trace the missing presumed stolen furrow in North Yorkshire, have travelled to North Wales to investigate a similar theft amid fears that things are escalating to National level.

A police spokesman said -
"The theft left a rather large hole and we are currently looking into it"

When questioned the ploughman is reported to have said -
""And there it was - gone"

Police are appealing for witnesses and are concerned about the blatant daring of the gang, especially as the theft took place so close to the car park in full view of the public.

A known suspect from the Clitheroe area has been ruled out as at the time the theft was noticed he was 200 miles away fettling a plough for use on Sunday in Lincolnshire and fretting about how to get there.
There is something even more strange going on at the far end. Did the man pick up this furrow and use it to fill in elsewhere perhaps. Certainly the ingenuity required to achieve this should be awarded extra points by a fair minded judge.:scratchhead::scratchhead:
 
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Reports have it that the team set up to trace the missing presumed stolen furrow in North Yorkshire, have travelled to North Wales to investigate a similar theft amid fears that things are escalating to National level.

A police spokesman said -
"The theft left a rather large hole and we are currently looking into it"

When questioned the ploughman is reported to have said -
""And there it was - gone"

Police are appealing for witnesses and are concerned about the blatant daring of the gang, especially as the theft took place so close to the car park in full view of the public.

A known suspect from the Clitheroe area has been ruled out as at the time the theft was noticed he was 200 miles away fettling a plough for use on Sunday in Lincolnshire and fretting about how to get there.
IMG_3361.JPG


Reports have it that the team set up to trace the missing presumed stolen furrow in North Yorkshire, have travelled to North Wales to investigate a similar theft amid fears that things are escalating to National level.

A police spokesman said -
"The theft left a rather large hole and we are currently looking into it"

When questioned the ploughman is reported to have said -
""And there it was - gone"

Police are appealing for witnesses and are concerned about the blatant daring of the gang, especially as the theft took place so close to the car park in full view of the public.

A known suspect from the Clitheroe area has been ruled out as at the time the theft was noticed he was 200 miles away fettling a plough for use on Sunday in Lincolnshire and fretting about how to get there.
You've no idea how chuffed
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Reports have it that the team set up to trace the missing presumed stolen furrow in North Yorkshire, have travelled to North Wales to investigate a similar theft amid fears that things are escalating to National level.

A police spokesman said -
"The theft left a rather large hole and we are currently looking into it"

When questioned the ploughman is reported to have said -
""And there it was - gone"

Police are appealing for witnesses and are concerned about the blatant daring of the gang, especially as the theft took place so close to the car park in full view of the public.

A known suspect from the Clitheroe area has been ruled out as at the time the theft was noticed he was 200 miles away fettling a plough for use on Sunday in Lincolnshire and fretting about how to get there.
well that picture has med my bleddy day. .....at least somebody else can make cock up and posted fer all ta see

Anyroad judge were wur ta on Sunda ?
 
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Ray996

Member
Location
North Scotland
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Reports have it that the team set up to trace the missing presumed stolen furrow in North Yorkshire, have travelled to North Wales to investigate a similar theft amid fears that things are escalating to National level.

A police spokesman said -
"The theft left a rather large hole and we are currently looking into it"

When questioned the ploughman is reported to have said -
""And there it was - gone"

Police are appealing for witnesses and are concerned about the blatant daring of the gang, especially as the theft took place so close to the car park in full view of the public.

A known suspect from the Clitheroe area has been ruled out as at the time the theft was noticed he was 200 miles away fettling a plough for use on Sunday in Lincolnshire and fretting about how to get there.
Bunny assault course going on UK tour!
 

Mrichardson

Member
It must be the one in the red bucket as Doncaster is now Labour
Howard

Before you plough any more rounds at headingleystop and introduce me to the headman their.
Now I have found this bread of grass I Carnot find enough land to make silage.
I will give them £400 an acre, if you come with your Howard 150, I will provide the stuffy to put on before you finish ploughing it!
I'm sure I could get at least 5 cuts off it and then let Yorkshire play on it!!
I may even get a cut between matches! This grass seed has changed my life!!

By the way I learnt on Sunday that SOP must have had Dianne Abbot in the back room at sty rump when they were counting the votes against the magnificent 5!!!
After votes had been counted and the meeting was about to start someone told me they had heard the executive secretary!! (Or what ever the title is) say to a man, who I thought batted for us, but is now the opening batsman for the SOP
" the SOP are 10 votes behind us"
So where did those votes go!?!

John Plowright made another £1000 for Don Woodhouse towards his trip to the world match.
If I was Don I would give the SOP there £500 back and tell them to stuff it!!
They will need it more than him before very long! Don will be the richest man at the world 2017! The SOP will be laughing stock of the world when they have blown the money we gave them! And maybe living IN Hatfield!!!!
 

Mrichardson

Member
How can they steal £140,000 from us and get away with it!!

When we started selling raffle tickets we said money from these begging escapades had to go to the world 2016 and not in to SOP bank!
But in the AGM accounts SOP had transferred £140,000 from our account to there account! This wS raised to spend on world 2016! Not to keep SOP afloat, to throw away silly nilly!
They Carnot blame the treasurer because they don't have one! They Carnot blame the manager because they don't have one!!
The people who went begging for money should have given permission for this money to be moved to there account!
When will the disciples realise that the man they follow and worship is not God at all!!!
 

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Webinar: Expanded Sustainable Farming Incentive offer 2024 -26th Sept

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On Thursday 26th September, we’re holding a webinar for farmers to go through the guidance, actions and detail for the expanded Sustainable Farming Incentive (SFI) offer. This was planned for end of May, but had to be delayed due to the general election. We apologise about that.

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