tractor snobbery

[Lowland1]

PS - there was NOTHING soundproof about AC cabs from 1970’s era Cats, never drove it without ear protection

You had a cab at least the air you breathed you filtered by something other than your nose. I went to the States expecting to be driving nothing other than Steigers and articulated John Deere’s but spent a lot of my time on tractors from pre-historical times with no cabs and often just an umbrella to keep the sun off.

 

[Henarar]

D6’s with cabs and AC what a bunch of big girls. When I was on a Rice/Tomato farm in California I had to land plane with a D6 with no cab. I think I’m still getting the dust out of my nose now and I’m still shaking and deaf.

I drove a D4D for a bit, the noise wouldn't have been so bad with no cab, fecking gutsy engine though

 

[Oliveau]

Pretty rigorous interview, here.

It’s not about the age of the tractor, it’s about keeping the customer happy!

I’d happily drive that but would be better with the Sekura cab……

 

[Boysground]

If you google it there is an official harvest student farm placement scoring system. I will post it to aid the understanding of farmers everywhere.


Basically, you need a minimum of 20 points to accept a job offer but 30+ is the target.

Has Valtra +5 points.
Has Fendt +4 points.
Has JD +3 points [if fridge is present, 0 if not].
Has Quadtrac, JD Artic or Xerion +10 points.
Has anything else minus 5 points.
Has anything else without CVT transmission minus 10 points.
Grainstore has leaf blower in it instead of brush +5 points.
Has Kramer telehandler +5 points.
Has loading shovel +10 points.
Has Volvo loading shovel +20 points.
Has caravan/mobile home with wifi or ethernet connection +5 points.
Has pornhub subscription +10 points
Has microwave in caravan/mobile home +5 points.
Yard is within walking distance of pub +5 points.
Possibility of being allowed to drive combine +10 points.
Possibility of driving baler +5 points.
Possibility of ploughing +5 points.
Grain trailers are Larrington/Stewart/Krampe/or similar premium gear +5 points.
Farmer talks repeatedly about 1970's prices/wages minus 10 points.
Farm generally enjoys 4G phone signal +5 points.


It's not that difficult to understand, no?

Im 17 points, I guess it should really be -50 as there’s a dairy on the farm. Good pub is a 10 minute walk but as I drink there I think any student would avoid it

Don’t own a combine or baler but do have a Fendt and Jd with a fridge

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[Pennine Ploughing]

I just had a weigh up, and it seems I am minus 78,
So look for a new job

 

[Lowland1]

Im 17 points, I guess it should really be -50 as there’s a dairy on the farm. Good pub is a 10 minute walk but as I drink there I think any student would avoid it

Don’t own a combine or baler but do have a Fendt and Jd with a fridge

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I have a fridge. But no Fendt.

 

[dowcow]

You had a cab at least the air you breathed you filtered by something other than your nose. I went to the States expecting to be driving nothing other than Steigers and articulated John Deere’s but spent a lot of my time on tractors from pre-historical times with no cabs and often just an umbrella to keep the sun off.

You got an umbrella?! Ha! Luxury! We'd have killed for an umbrella in my day. I bet you had a duffle coat for the winter too.... utter extravagance! We were so hard done to we only ever had hessian sacks. Wrapped one round each leg with baling string and a bunch up top to keep us warm... We had it proper tough... not like these young 'uns today... don't know they're born....

I'm being silly, couldn't resist joining in I'm sure I've heard my parents talking about sacks for keeping the tractor drivers warm in their youth though. I do remember one farmer saying he was doing his early spring work in his duffle coat on his tractor with no cab, and the youth on the posh tractor next door had his sunroof and back window open and had taken his shirt off because the sun was out.

 

[sjt01]

 

[Lowland1]

You got an umbrella?! Ha! Luxury! We'd have killed for an umbrella in my day. I bet you had a duffle coat for the winter too.... utter extravagance! We were so hard done to we only ever had hessian sacks. Wrapped one round each leg with baling string and a bunch up top to keep us warm... We had it proper tough... not like these young 'uns today... don't know they're born....

I'm being silly, couldn't resist joining in I'm sure I've heard my parents talking about sacks for keeping the tractor drivers warm in their youth though. I do remember one farmer saying he was doing his early spring work in his duffle coat on his tractor with no cab, and the youth on the posh tractor next door had his sunroof and back window open and had taken his shirt off because the sun was out.

Tractors it’s all relative. If you’ve spent days on a Nuffield with cage wheels whipping dust and grit into your eyes then even a John Deere 6930 is acceptable.

 

[JWL]

Then there's those of us who were incorporating burnt stubbles with Bomford Turbotillers sat in Duncan cabs on their 30 series John Deeres back in the 80's

 

[Oliveau]

And slightly off at a tangent: The old Claeys 103 combine with the dust coming down the elevator trunking & into your face. If you very really lucky when combining barley, there would be a tail wind blowing barley awns down your neck. I once had the misfortune to have a barley awn work all its way down to the nether regions wheupon it wedged itself in the end of of Percy - bloody sore I can assure you.

 

[FonterraFarmer]

He obviously doesn't need a job that bad but take him on and give him an old inter 885 for a month and say "when you can master that you might get to drive a bigger and newer one "

Seriously though you better off with out him !

Old DB 885 be better.....

 

[dowcow]

Old DB 885 be better.....

Put them into something too old and crappy and they will write it off for you and in their head they did you a favour by forcing you to buy something a bit newer to replace it.

 

[FonterraFarmer]

Put them into something too old and crappy and they will write it off for you and in their head they did you a favour by forcing you to buy something a bit newer to replace it.

You dont have hills big enough for that....

 

[David1968]

Christ!

 

[dowcow]

You dont have hills big enough for that....

The sort of tractor a mere rollover and you wouldn't be able to tell much?

I wonder if writing off a vehicle you don't want to drive has been the tactic of the Russian troops...

"Aw man, they gave us this crappy old Soviet T-72 crud heap...."

"It's okay... just go park it over there and hurry back.... seriously.... don't dawdle! They can hardly replace it with something worse... you might get a T-90 next week"

 

[FonterraFarmer]

The sort of tractor a mere rollover and you wouldn't be able to tell much?

I wonder if writing off a vehicle you don't want to drive has been the tactic of the Russian troops...

"Aw man, they gave us this crappy old Soviet T-72 crud heap...."

"It's okay... just go park it over there and hurry back.... seriously.... don't dawdle! They can hardly replace it with something worse... you might get a T-90 next week"

Memories of Buckley's 995 that fell off a hill back in the late 80's, you couldn't believe how many pieces it broke into, quite literally not even worth recovering.
Buckley as in a brother/cousin to Buckley Systems LTD.

 

[AnyOldName]

If you google it there is an official harvest student farm placement scoring system. I will post it to aid the understanding of farmers everywhere.


Basically, you need a minimum of 20 points to accept a job offer but 30+ is the target.

Has Valtra +5 points.
Has Fendt +4 points.
Has JD +3 points [if fridge is present, 0 if not].
Has Quadtrac, JD Artic or Xerion +10 points.
Has anything else minus 5 points.
Has anything else without CVT transmission minus 10 points.
Grainstore has leaf blower in it instead of brush +5 points.
Has Kramer telehandler +5 points.
Has loading shovel +10 points.
Has Volvo loading shovel +20 points.
Has caravan/mobile home with wifi or ethernet connection +5 points.
Has pornhub subscription +10 points
Has microwave in caravan/mobile home +5 points.
Yard is within walking distance of pub +5 points.
Possibility of being allowed to drive combine +10 points.
Possibility of driving baler +5 points.
Possibility of ploughing +5 points.
Grain trailers are Larrington/Stewart/Krampe/or similar premium gear +5 points.
Farmer talks repeatedly about 1970's prices/wages minus 10 points.
Farm generally enjoys 4G phone signal +5 points.


It's not that difficult to understand, no?

My last harvest job would only have scored +5, but I had a great 3 months there.

 

[Barleymow]

Then there's those of us who were incorporating burnt stubbles with Bomford Turbotillers sat in Duncan cabs on their 30 series John Deeres back in the 80's

Dad drove an ih 674 with bomford superflow on the back,he never shut the back window was filthy thing to drive after him

 

[deleted user 837354]

My last harvest job would only have scored +5, but I had a great 3 months there.

Yeah, a Valtra will do that.