How to move a dead horse?

[JCMaloney]

Almost time for the annual Resurrection.......... (of the thread not Dobbers). Did the local intelligence service ever find out? I reckon it came down to a chainsaw and PPE.... lots of PPE....

 

[Robigus]

Almost time for the annual Resurrection.......... (of the thread not Dobbers). Did the local intelligence service ever find out? I reckon it came down to a chainsaw and PPE.... lots of PPE....

https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/moving-a-static-caravan.23635/page-6#post-440054

 

[tanker]

One of the great mysteries of our time..

 

[Pieces_of_Eight]

I've just started reading this thread.

FFS, if it happens again I will come out and fix it personally to save 23 pages of agony.

Just send me a PM, I'll only charge diesel money plus the horse disposal.

 

[JCMaloney]

So we still don`t really know then........log chipper out the window ....... or the chainsaw really.

 

[JCMaloney]

I've just started reading this thread.

FFS, if it happens again I will come out and fix it personally to save 23 pages of agony.

Just send me a PM, I'll only charge diesel money plus the horse disposal.

Any Vespa`s or Lambrettas ?

Failing that...... metal detecting and/or shooting?

 

[Pieces_of_Eight]

The obvious key to completing the job is to send the wife out shopping for the day.

 

[Robigus]

https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/moving-a-static-caravan.23635/page-6#post-440054

Sherlocks extraction turned into quite an event and unfortunately my wife still looks on here occasionally to check I haven't posted any more details regarding DIY dobbin disposal. She didn't see the funny side, one bit! (The woodchipper-out-the-window suggestion went down particularly badly).

I will eventually talk her round to it..

I do still look in frequently and am amused to see references to the deceased donkey in all sorts of threads

Not long afterwards the good Inspector himself vanished.

 

[Princess Pooper]

I still think this is the best ever TFF thread.

 

[Bloders]

its simply not fair.
I got notification that a reply had been made, so eagerly loaded up the thread to find out one of the greatets mysteries of our time, to see no reply.
Doesnt somebody know which pub the inspector drinks in, we can form a slush fund if need be to get a taxi fare to the pub, buy a round and taxi fare back. We need to know.

 

[farmer phil]

Perhaps it's still there, though maybe not in quite the same condition

 

[Inspector Cluedo]

I am still around.

The memory of diy dobbin disposal has gradually faded in my better half's mind, so much so that we occasionally have a little chuckle about it when faced with a cleaning task ("at least it's not a f**king horse").

One day I will come back and completely part 2 of the trilogy. I did meet one TFF user some time ago and we discussed the finer details.
Meanwhile the

smiley still cracks me up every time I see it.

 

[exmoor dave]

I am still around.

The memory of diy dobbin disposal has gradually faded in my better half's mind, so much so that we occasionally have a little chuckle about it when faced with a cleaning task ("at least it's not a fudgeing horse").

One day I will come back and completely part 2 of the trilogy. I did meet one TFF user some time ago and we discussed the finer details.
Meanwhile the

smiley still cracks me up every time I see it.

Oh come on! don't just dangle that snippet in front of us!

 

[JCMaloney]

I still think this is the best ever TFF thread.

I much prefer the "Not looking for...." thread. Educational, informative and not too "begging".

 

[JCMaloney]

I am still around.

The memory of diy dobbin disposal has gradually faded in my better half's mind, so much so that we occasionally have a little chuckle about it when faced with a cleaning task ("at least it's not a fudgeing horse").

One day I will come back and completely part 2 of the trilogy. I did meet one TFF user some time ago and we discussed the finer details.
Meanwhile the

smiley still cracks me up every time I see it.

Have you been for a cuppa with @YorkshireAndrew ? You mean he knows & never told us?? Stone him!!! lol

 

[Bloders]

cant you tell the moderators, and they can pm all who are subscribed to this "event" (i dont think calling it a thread does it justice??
And like all those gruesome you tube videos, it would be in the interest of science and education, so her indoors should understand, no?

 

[ARW]

we have been in suspense since January 2014!

 

[MrNoo]

Not the only one!! It has been a great education so far and whenever the Mrs mentions horses here I just refer to this thread, she shuts up every time, works a treat, so for that I thank you!!!

 

[Wellytrack]

Personally, I feel it should be left open ended - aren't some of the most iconic moments left to our own imagination to fill in the blanks?

The Italian Job wouldn't have been as good, Was Rick Deckard a Replicant? And I have lost countless hours of not days trying to figure out how the fudge those three shells work in Demolition Man...

Yea, all the better for the ambiguity.

 

[tanker]

Ha..the Internet's a wonderful thing sometimes...