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How to move a dead horse?
- Thread starter Inspector Cluedo
- Start date
ridger
Member
- Location
- Tyrone, Northern Ireland
I think they sold the house and stables .......
- Location
- Wales
buffalo_soldier
Member
- Location
- cumbria
That's not on.
Got all excited when I saw new posts on this thread only to be disappointed again
If ever a thread needed locking its this one
For crying out loud
.Didn't mention this at the time because it didn't seem important but now nearly 2 years has passed and we're no nearer to finding out what happened I'll put my tuppence in.
The day after this thread was started i spotted a local Knacker wagon (the orange ones for those who know) just north of York. The aforementioned Knacker only usually ventures to these parts if there is a horse to move. I know it's a long shot and probably just a coincidence but as the Inspector put his location as Yorkshire it's not inconceivable that this Knacker man was involved. So if anyone from these parts knows said knackerer (with the orange wagons), might be worth having a word, we all dying know what happened.
The day after this thread was started i spotted a local Knacker wagon (the orange ones for those who know) just north of York. The aforementioned Knacker only usually ventures to these parts if there is a horse to move. I know it's a long shot and probably just a coincidence but as the Inspector put his location as Yorkshire it's not inconceivable that this Knacker man was involved. So if anyone from these parts knows said knackerer (with the orange wagons), might be worth having a word, we all dying know what happened.
caveman
Member
- Location
- East Sussex.
Think there was a successful application for permitted development and as the floors needed raising above the flood plain I think Dobbin ended up as an organic insulation/waterproof membrane.
Atkinson from rillington?
ridger
Member
- Location
- Tyrone, Northern Ireland
Helpful bunch us
- Location
- Wales
This would probably have worked a treat. Attach horse to a piece of string .. tie string on wrist and ... move horse out. Simples
Landyman
New Member
Now dont tell me,let me guess the reward is a mug or a tour in your porch
- Location
- Devon
How big's his house if even his porch warrants a tour ?!Now dont tell me,let me guess the reward is a mug or a tour in your porch
Tours boring, narrow gauge railways fun though.
Landyman
New Member
Think its a 2 seater
Robigus
Member
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
farmer phil
Member
- Location
- Derby, uk
So, did they put the horse in then Ferrari? 
