Eau de Silage

[Jerry]

Tis the season of silage/haylage......

 

[capfits]

Just your hands.....

 

[Netherfield]

No, I paid someone to get like that

 

[Hfd Cattle]

She doesn't mind the smell of silage on my hands but complains when it is transferred to her tits

 

[Overrun]

Quite enjoyable when the village has the same aroma as my hands.

 

[upnortheast]

The simple measure of good silage, does it pass the wife test when you climb into bed after the last look round the cows.
If she says Mmmmmmm all the hard work in June was well worth it
If she says "blooody hell that`s horrible", ---- It`s going to be a long winter

 

[Netherfield]

The simple measure of good silage, does it pass the wife test when you climb into bed after the last look round the cows.
If she says Mmmmmmm all the hard work in June was well worth it
If she says "blooody hell that`s horrible", ---- It`s going to be a long winter

More likely, "Don't think you're sleeping in here tonight smelling like that"

 

[solo]

Rubberised gloves is a must if the bales are dripping wet, but this year’s are dry so all good here. Wet rank handbags are the worst ones.That smell doesn’t go away.

 

[Wellytrack]

If you feel excitement in the bedroom is lacking apply uddermint.

I realise I have left most of that to write itself...............

 

[Beames]

I came home the other day and after being in the house for 2 mins my wife just said “ bales a bit wet today were they”.

 

[Chae1]

More likely, "Don't think you're sleeping in here tonight smelling like that"

"Have you washed your hands!?"

Is what I normally get!

 

[neilo]

Rubberised gloves is a must if the bales are dripping wet, but this year’s are dry so all good here. Wet rank handbags are the worst ones.That smell doesn’t go away.

If I were to make any of Mrs NeilO’s handbags stink of manky silage I fear I would be in the doghouse for a good few months.

 

[puppet]

She only notices my scent of silage when it is stronger than hers

 

[Cab-over Pete]

My lad has a job on a dairy and arable farm.

We wouldn’t mind him coming home smelling of nice silage, but he just seems to reek of cow pi$$.

 

[Wellytrack]

My lad has a job on a dairy and arable farm.

We wouldn’t mind him coming home smelling of nice silage, but he just seems to reek of cow pi$$.

It's hard to out stench ammonia. If I'm ever in at a piggery moving slurry I have to ring a bell whilst screaming 'unclean' for two days after.

 

[Weare Cham]

 

[Cowslip]

I love the smell of silage, my hands are just as bad as my husband's!

 

[An Gof]

There’s silage and silage.
Butyric silage is dreadful and the smell impossible To get off your hands

 

[mixed breed]

Chap had a mixed farm down the road, used to contract rear pigs too, I went to guzzle his slurry out and he met me looking unusuallly smart. He'd got news he was a dad, he'd just returned from hospital where wife had given birth. All fit and healthy but said he'd never felt so embarrassed, worried about the pig smell, he'd showered and scrubbed up beforehand, but once in the warmth and stress of the labour room his palms got sweaty, the nurse asked what the smell was and his wife shouted, feckin round bales! The nurse sent him away to try and freshen himself up, thankfully he got back before the show was over.

 

[fgc325j]

The simple measure of good silage, does it pass the wife test when you climb into bed after the last look round the cows.
If she says Mmmmmmm all the hard work in June was well worth it
If she says "blooody hell that`s horrible", ---- It`s going to be a long winter

Yes - using latex gloves when handling round bales is the answer, a box of 100 odd is only a few quid.