Homegrown

[Johnnyboxer]

Now, with the blockades on the ferry ports and airports....it's time to step up and feed the uk [emoji636] nation

People are now relying on uk farmers

This is our time to take the limelight and do the business

 

[ffarmwr]

Its all going tits up

 

[dowcow]

Turns out the sh!t that was about to hit the fan at the end of the year was actually a rather large tanker load of it.

 

[serf]

No , we need to plant trees to save the world, we can just import food ........

 

[Tarw Coch]

Now, with the blockades on the ferry ports and airports....it's time to step up and feed the uk [emoji636] nation

People are now relying on uk farmers

This is our time to take the limelight and do the business

So what do we plant now to hit the shelves in time for the shortages if imports get stopped

 

[Al R]

So what do we plant now to hit the shelves in time for the shortages if imports get stopped

Asparagus grows quick doesn’t it?
Anyone fancy some Gorse Wine?

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

....To grow asparagus, first of all dig a trench a year ago .....

 

[Johnnyboxer]

No , we need to plant trees to save the world, we can just import food ........

Like fudge, we do

ELMs is dead in the water

 

[Johnnyboxer]

So what do we plant now to hit the shelves in time for the shortages if imports get stopped [emoji12]

Stubble turnips now

Feed the nation, quickly

 

[glasshouse]

Its a boris clusterfukup

wonder what too shiny david cameron is thinking now?

 

[Tarw Coch]

Stubble turnips now

Feed the nation, quickly

Dunno how well that’ll go down, lambs don’t half fart on them.

 

[Al R]

Stubble turnips now

Feed the nation, quickly

I can eat stubble turnips all day but beet is horrible in the mouth saying that used to sell a lot of beet to someone and he used it as a replacement for potatoes in his Cawl (chunky soup) and said it was really good

 

[glasshouse]

Bread £10/loaf?

 

[Muddyroads]

Would anyone want to be PM right now?

 

[glasshouse]

Stubble turnips now

Feed the nation, quickly

You cant eat that

 

[Tarw Coch]

wonder what too shiny david cameron is thinking now?

It looks like going back on his word to deliver whatever result the people voted for and run was a good choice for him

 

[glasshouse]

It looks like going back on his word to deliver whatever result the people voted for and run was a good choice for him

Its all about a good result for him, sod everyone else

 

[Hindsight]

Now, with the blockades on the ferry ports and airports....it's time to step up and feed the uk [emoji636] nation

People are now relying on uk farmers

This is our time to take the limelight and do the business

You are very altruistic - why? Not unless you get the government to underwrite the investment by UK farmers/growers in guaranteed support prices and controls in foreign trade. Why you say - well your friends the end user supermarket will welcome your expansion and then screw the price. Just my thoughts.

 

[Agrivator]

Swedes or Main-crop Turnip, cut into fingers, and boiled for a bit, and then dipped in batter and fried.

And invite Baldrick round for tea.

 

[Johnnyboxer]

Dunno how well that’ll go down, lambs don’t half fart on them.[emoji23]

Can’t blame yer cows now, if Joe public is producing copious amounts of methane