I'd get a big fishing catapult and launch a dozen back over the hedge onto the green while people are playing
Can't stand golf. Absolute shower of deviants.
Have a little fun at times returning them.....
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I'd get a big fishing catapult and launch a dozen back over the hedge onto the green while people are playing
Can't stand golf. Absolute shower of deviants.
Spoils a good walkI'd get a big fishing catapult and launch a dozen back over the hedge onto the green while people are playing
Can't stand golf. Absolute shower of deviants.
Spoils a good walk
I’ve had a call this morning from the council, some one has complained about mud on road after hauling some digestate and three spreaders went along a lane this morning at about 10:30am
Said I’d go look and report back and when there bumped into the plaintiff, the manager of the golf course next door. She had a right moan and admitted she’d called the council and also the environment agency.
This is the mud in road in question..............I kid you not!
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I went back to see her and said there was nothing to worry about but she was adamant it needed clearing up.
I said I was not going g to and rang the council chap back and sent him the pictures...he burst out laughing as it had been described as “a river of sh!t”.
I told him he needed to have a word with the lady for wasting everyone’s time.
Sadly departed mate of mine once said about golf "Three hours in the country, without a dog - what's the point of that?"And spoils a good farm!
Now if the local badgers took a shine to the worms on the green. ⛏
We let someone put winter sheep on our grass 3 miles away a few years ago so he Electric Fenced it, 46 acres beside a public byway and close to a disused railway that's now a "sustainable transport route". He kept the fence 12 feet back from the byway.I have followed the advice here from you and a.n.other Member, re dog walkers and sheep, and I now have a high power battery energiser, soon to be mains, triple steel wire electric fences, 3m from the footpath. I was pleased to see one particular individual who Herself has had a run-in with in the past, is now keeping his spaniel on a lead...
Our Tenants said they heard a dog howl last weekend who had they reckon had caught the wire, in spite of numerous signs...
We let someone put winter sheep on our grass 3 miles away a few years ago so he Electric Fenced it, 46 acres beside a public byway and close to a disused railway that's now a "sustainable transport route". He kept the fence 12 feet back from the byway.
2 days later County Rights of Way got in touch saying they'd had complaints the electric fence had injured someone's dog and demanded we put warning signs on the fence. They didn't appreciate the response "Why, can the dog read?"
A Bangalore banger would probably fire them , it does with empty tins and tennis ballsYou need to get Colin Furze to make you some kind of rocket launcher that can really fire those golf balls a hell of a distance... Something like a modified propane pigeon scarer with a much reduced caliber better matched to accommodate a golf ball- a mortar, if you will.
Eh??? Are you telepathic, that was my thought too.If you don't use a lead
I will use lead
They probably thought you were convenient cheap labour!!Used to pick up 1000 balls a year on a field we farmed at the time ,sold them back at 25p a ball