So, what did you learn today?

[Tonka]

Every day is a learning day......what did you learn today?

 

[spin cycle]

i re learnt how nice it was to have central heating....been without a boiler since mid dec.....but fixed now and i can finally wear my mankini around the house again

 

[An Gof]

Teacher doesn't like apples

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

I'm not as young as I used to be

Sore shoulder today after awkward tree limb cutting this morning

 

[texelburger]

I learnt today,after finding out who's going, that i will probably get pi##ed at the Rugby club tomorrow

 

[Yale]

I learnt that I don't have enough time off away from the farm.

Was thinking that it'll soon be the 2020's and that's me getting into my 50's.

Time is ticking....

 

[phillipe]

i learnt it was friday and traffic was shite

 

[ARW]

I learnt that no matter how much persuasion the gf will not let me have fish fingers with bangers and mash!
I just wanted to clear space in the freezer

 

[Y Fan Wen]

I learned that now I am too old to safely lift 25kg bags.
Was it the EC that caused the change from 50kg?

 

[Blod]

I learnt that when it says 'leave undisturbed for 30 minutes', it means exactly that.

 

[Tonka]

I learnt...when it says put some air in your tyre on the dash, yes, you've really got a puncture......and don't keep driving

 

[An Gof]

I learnt...when it says put some air in your tyre on the dash, yes, you've really got a puncture......and don't keep driving

Women

 

[Old Boar]

I learned the missing socket in the set was the one I needed to tighten the fan belt.

 

[FonterraFarmer]

I learnt that driving the tractor on the road, even if you have the right of way, cars will pull out in front of you AND they expect you to slow down for them!!! FFS, twice in 30 f@#%ing seconds!!!

 

[Cowmangav]

I learned that BT doesn't know when its superfast broadband is down, but the helpful openreach engineers spied at work at the foot of the road, will tell you whats what, and fix it.

 

[gone]

I learnt certain forum members are easily wound up, even if he checks his "nuts" every day.

 

[wasted years]

I learnt that there are 2 gas generators for sale that would do a job for me BUT,
They are currently in a ship.
Hopefully not the Titanic.

 

[Old McDonald]

That it is my memory at fault, and not that of my wife.

 

[Paddington]

I learnt that adjusting my trailer brakes wasn't just a case of tightening a 5/8" AF nut with a deep socket on the ratchet handle as they don't supply a 16mm socket which would do the job. Had to use two 16mm spanners at 30 degrees at a time as nut is between chassis rails.
Bet @Old Boar needed the same socket for her fan belt.

 

[Jon Feetham]

Yesterday I learnt that when a customer says "the hydro lever is stiff" the correct translation is "can you make it go faster"