Red Fred
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- Location
- Hants/Dorset border
They wouldn't make them if they weren't meant to do that.
It must be right, everyone does it that way.
It must be right, everyone does it that way.
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Best advice you never paid for...
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- Location
- Aberdeenshire
There is no stupid question the first time it's asked but if it comes up a third time it ain't the question that's stupid.
'Dont wear flip flops (thongs 
) whilst driving'.
) whilst driving'.
jed
Member
- Location
- Shropshire
My old man could write a book on saying but the one that makes me smile is
‘You won’t be able to fix that lad Not as long as you’ve got a hole in your arse’
Another I heard years ago was
‘A man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder‘
‘You won’t be able to fix that lad Not as long as you’ve got a hole in your arse’
Another I heard years ago was
‘A man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder‘
I always tell the young 'uns "I'd rather you ask a 100 stupid questions, than make 1 stupid mistake".
- Location
- Limousin, France
Don't fall out with your neighbour without good reason.
- Location
- Aberdeenshire
@PSQ I have loads of folk visit my wee place and have worked with lots of younger folk. I'll answer 100 questions any day but if someone asks the same question three times I'll always say 'what did I tell you the last time you asked?' The original statement cuts both ways though and I appreciate that, teachers can be crap just like students. I also appreciate that someone interested but un-knowledgeable may ask a question simply to be engaged by the demonstrator and that one is a fine line indeed to deal with properly.
Insane Ubolt
Member
- Location
- North Yorkshire
“If it’s got pistons or tits it’s going to cost you “
“There’s nothing wrong with dining out as long as you eat your tea when you get home “
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“There’s nothing wrong with dining out as long as you eat your tea when you get home “
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Dead Rabbits
Member
- Location
- 'Merica
Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate
You will be treated as you allow yourself to be treated
You will be treated as you allow yourself to be treated
- Location
- Cheltenham
Nothing is forever!
Roger Perry
Member
The first loss, is always the best loss.
- Location
- Cheltenham
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer still
Plan ahead and in order of priorities of what you think you need to do. Look at the list 24 later, re prioritise and then get on with it. You won’t get it all done but you will get the most important things done
Plan ahead and in order of priorities of what you think you need to do. Look at the list 24 later, re prioritise and then get on with it. You won’t get it all done but you will get the most important things done
- Location
- North Pennines
As you get older you've got to make it easier. My late father-in-law used to say that, since I turned 60 I'm just starting to realize what he was on about.
icanshootwell
Member
- Location
- Ross-on-wye
A day without a shag is a wasted day.
Willie adie
Member
- Location
- Aberdeenshire
If you see someone trying to chat up a woman.
" she's already got one c**t and one @rsehole in her pants, so no room for you.
" she's already got one c**t and one @rsehole in her pants, so no room for you.
GeorgeK
Member
- Location
- Leicestershire
Never put off until tomorrow what can be put off until the day after tomorrow
And sayings. My Grandads favourite was "neither use nor ornament". Seemed to cover most people he knew !
Joy and happiness... it was probably sleeting down too!
itsalwaysme
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- Location
- Cheshire