Best advice you never paid for...

[suffolksmallholder]

To the young studs; look at your potential MIL.......
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[Wolds Beef]

@yellowbelly @Lincs Lass I believe that poem was written by Horncastle chap called Jess Baddiley who also wrote how to count sheep in Lincolnshire Dialect!! Yellowbelly may well know that one aswell!!
WB

 

[Lincs Lass]

The worst thing anybody can say is No

 

[Lincs Lass]

A sheeps main aim in life is to die

Or escape

 

[Lincs Lass]

@yellowbelly @Lincs Lass I believe that poem was written by Horncastle chap called Jess Baddiley who also wrote how to count sheep in Lincolnshire Dialect!! Yellowbelly may well know that one aswell!!
WB

I actually thought it was a yorkshire saying but as my grandad was lincolnshire to the core Ill go with with that

 

[windymiller]

It's not the money you gain that will make your fortune, it's the money you don't spend.

 

[Lincs Lass]

Nothing to gain being the ritchest corpse in the grave yard

 

[britt]

Aim high, gravity always wins !

 

[deleted user 837354]

My old man could write a book on saying but the one that makes me smile is
‘You won’t be able to fix that lad Not as long as you’ve got a hole in your arse’
Another I heard years ago was
‘A man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder‘

I know that well enough, been drifting like it for about 12 months it feels.

 

[Hooby Farmer]

I have loads of little ones that I've picked up over the years and they are always useful in when different situations arise.

Shy wains get no sweets

If you do the same thing over you'll only get the same result.

A little fire will always heat you but a big one can burn you.

You only skin a cat once but you can shear a sheep every year.

Buy once and cry once

Never share a doubt

 

[76masseyman]

You have two eyes, two ears and one mouth......use them in the same ratio.

Don’t come to me with a question, unless you have an answer first.

 

[stewart]

Best advice I heard was from my Daughters headmistress when the girls had their last day at school.

"Don't let gravity defy your dreams".

 

[Willie adie]

A very wily old man from this area

Statistics are like miniskirts,
They give you good ideas, but hide the most important thing.

The operation was successful but the patient still died

 

[4course]

take a good look at your mother in law when seeking a bride , the best advice my mother gave me and bless her she passed on before I married , sound advice,.Mindst you mrs 4 course doesnt particularly like being told she s just like her mother ( usually when we have a difference of opinion)

 

[benny6910]

take a good look at your mother in law when seeking a bride , the best advice my mother gave me and bless her she passed on before I married , sound advice,.Mindst you mrs 4 course doesnt particularly like being told she s just like her mother ( usually when we have a difference of opinion)

“You’ve got to look at the cat before you poke the kitten “is how it was put to me.

 

[JP1]

I sort of paid by the inscription I put on the silver bangle I had made for my Daughter's graduation present

"Don't let your dreams be dreams "

 

[marshfarmer]

He who lives the longest will see the most.

All crumbs make a cake.

Everything in our favour is against us

 

[Laggard]

Reputation arrives on foot and leaves on horseback.

 

[Dead Rabbits]

If you ever meet someone who you agree with on everything, one of you is a liar.

 

[Talldave]

Don't spare what you won't wear?